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Plunge in Feigned Interest Ruffles Feathers
By Smia Oots, MY ROOM – Jeez winter’s here really givin’ everybody the bum rush. And so, feigned interest levels have plunged. People all across America (aka ‘the world’, pre-Oct. 2008) are tuning out. “Just the ot...
Life Metal Gives Hope to Seniors, Pets
By DJ Salinger DEMOCRATIC PEOPLES' REPUBLIC OF IKEA - Despite all the bad-mouthing, and the crushing of neighbors' fingers in doorjambs at 2am, and the laughing and pointing, despite the cynicism and the ism, a new hope hath arriveded, just in time f...
U.S. Not Leaving Afghanistan, Just ‘Wants to See Other People for Awhile’
By Barry Hussein, KABUL – U.S.A. America defense minister Robert Gates brushed off rapid fire interrogation from town criers gathered at Denny’s yesterday, as they (the criers) demanded to know if the United States (U.S.A America) was lea...
A Penetrating Look Inside McCain
By Barry Hussein, TORONTO – Maverick Arizona senator and recent candidate for US president John McCain is hard at work, holed up in this identity-lacking town, applying the finishing touches to his tell-all campaign trail memoir, “Inside ...
Iran’s Warheads Win Prestigious Design Award
By Styles Cradgerock, IKEA – This thriving, bustling hustling country of 35 million yey-high design mavens and vixens has long been known worldwide as a hotbed of design ever since its yeh-high founder Kronkite Basta, 34 assembled it out of a b...
Guns N’ Roses Tour Began 2 Years Ago – Minus Axl
By DJ Salinger, TAMPA – Troubling signs that the band formerly known as Guns N’ Roses (the group officially changed their name to N’ earlier this year) mistakenly began the worldwide tour for their semen release album “Chinese...

