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Syndicated cartoonist Darrin Bell ("Candorville," "Rudy Park") posts fan mail, hate-mail, thoughts on politics and other stuff.
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What I learned about Michelle Obama from Larry King
Thank God for the Larry King show on CNN. Tonight he had four guests assess the first night of the Democratic National Convention. Michael Reagan, partisan right wing radio talk show host, Ben Stein, ...
McCain campaign predicts 15 kerbillion-point convention bump for Obama
The McCain campaign today circulated a memo predicting a huge post-convention bump in the polls for Barack Obama. “He should get anywhere from an eleventy-thousand to 15-kerbillion point bump&...
Candorville: 8/10/08- Gall-Mart, part 6
From the Murdoch Street Journal (formerly known as the Wall Street Journal): “Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors around the country to warn that if ...
Fox News has a point about Obama?
I went to sleep, and woke up in Bizarro World. I actually agree with Fox News today: Hillary and Bill have hijacked the Denver convention, making it into a carbon copy of what it would have looked l...
Candorville: 8/15/08- Gall-Mart, part 5
From the Murdoch Street Journal (formerly known as the Wall Street Journal): “Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors around the country to warn that if ...
Candorville: 8/14/08- Gall-Mart, part 4
From the Murdoch Street Journal (formerly known as the Wall Street Journal): “Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors around the country to warn that if ...
Candorville: 8/13/08- Gall-Mart, part 3
From the Murdoch Street Journal (formerly known as the Wall Street Journal): “Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors around the country to warn that if ...
Candorville: 8/12/08- Gall-Mart, part 2
From the Murdoch Street Journal (formerly known as the Wall Street Journal): “Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors around the country to warn that if ...
Candorville: 8/11/08- Gall-Mart, part 1
From the Murdoch Street Journal (formerly known as the Wall Street Journal): “Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors around the country to warn that if ...
This now officially the weirdest election I can remember
See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die I think Paris Hilton just solved the energy crisis. I will now go into my room, get back into bed, and hope I wake up from this strange, strange dream. SHA...
Candorville: 7/25/2008- C-Dog’s Bad Advice, part 4
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Candorville: 7/24/2008- C-Dog’s Bad Advice, part 3
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McCain is Wile E. Coyote
“I believe that either today or tomorrow — and I’m not privy to his schedule – Sen. Obama will be landing in Iraq with some other senators” who make up a congressional ...
Candorville: 6/26/2008- These Are the Days, part 4
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Candorville: 6/25/2008- These Are the Days, part 3
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Candorville: 6/24/2008- These Are the Days, part 2
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Candorville: 6/23/2008- These Are the Days, part 1
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Candorville: 4/20/2008- The Voter
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New York Post story nominated for "most ignored of 2008 award."
New York Post reporter Ginger Otis has been nominated for the prestigious Most Ignored Story of 2008 award, for her recent story, "Obama Robbed in New York." The story details how, in NYC, which happe...
"Yes We Can" vs. "Me Me Me"
Obama may be more proficient in the vocabulary of leadership, but Clinton's speech proved her campaign right when they said she represents a real change. Most leaders use the words "we," "us" and "our...
If only Bush had watched What's Happenin'
If this sort of thing had happened in 2000, it might not have cost me nearly $40 the other day to fill up the tank on my tiny Ford Focus, two towers might still be standing in New York, and the name "...
Clinton follows Bush's lead on the Media
This is exactly what we need -- four more years of this crap:Reporters who have covered the hyper-vigilant campaign say that no detail or editorial spin is too minor to draw a rebuke. Even seasoned po...
Stephen Colbert Meets the Press
Decent satire, but Colbert should think about studying the renowned performance artist Tom Tancredo. Nobody does absurdist humor as well as that guy.Visit Candorville! ...
Losing as an art form
From Rolling Stone.In head-to-head polling against the likes of Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney, Clinton and Obama have managed to post only modest leads. Edwards, by contrast, not only bests every Repu...
Obama's odd reason for opposing impeachment
Barack Obama on the incompetence and secrecy of the Bush administration, and on why impeaching them is unacceptable:"There's a way to bring an end to those practices, you know: vote the bums out," the...
McCain jokes about bombing Iran
"Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb [Iran]..."-John McCainAll I have to say about that is:Thank God this guy has little chance of winning the primary, let alone the election.Visit Candorville!...