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I am a normal girl, doing normal things, in a normal marriage, and living a normal life. I have two (not so normal) chihuahuas and a darling husband that are the loves of my life. I like to have fun with things. I will update this (almost) daily with
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Give Away Time (New Year, Let\'s Cheer; New Hair, I...Um...Swear?)
Oh, I am excited for this! So excited, so excited, so excited.As most of you know, I'm a *big* believer in hair. My hair, your hair, people's hair. I often think that I should really be a hairstylist, because what's more fun than doing hair? And...
Dear eDressMe:
Jovani White Lace DressClearly, I need to work harder on my own posing.XOXOXO,Chloe...
Outfit Of The Day (A New View)
Well, not a new view per se. But a new lens. And I like it, readers. I like it a lot!For these pictures I just spun around and hit the clicker a bunch of times, so they probably aren't my best work. It'll take me awhile to figure this new lens out...
Dressed to Obsess!
To Rodarte or not to Rodarte, that is the question. I'm torn. I love the pieces, but I've been trying to edit down my closet a bit to make it more cohesive- and how many leopard print dresses does a girl need?I know. Sigh.(And @#$)&&!*&...
Whoa. (This Is Huge)(40% Off Huge)(But I Suppose If You Take 40% Off Of Something, That Actually Makes It Technically...Not So Huge?)(OH NEVERMIND)
Wait! Come back!Remember that little post from yesterday where I mumbled that you should totally buy this Bliss Oxygen Mask stuff as a Christmas gift for someone with bad skin 'cuz it's amazing and it's 15% off with a coupon code?Well. Um. I was.....
Last Minute Ho (Ho Ho\'s) (Feel Good Friday!)
A bit of a confession here, readers- I didn't actually start Christmas shopping until, um, this week. Yeah. I'm typically a diligent and persevering shopper that has it all done by Thanksgiving (or if I don't, it's completely taken care of on Black...
Internet Steals & Deals For Friday (12/4)
As I am sure most of you have noticed, retailers seem to be pushing deals pretty hard this holiday season. Which is great for us. Oh sure, it's a little like being in the Twilight Zone with Billy Gates as your husband and Lassie playing the role of...
Internet Steals & Deals For Friday (12/4)
As I am sure most of you have noticed, retailers seem to be pushing deals pretty hard this holiday season. Which is great for us. Oh sure, it's a little like being in the Twilight Zone with Billy Gates as your husband and Lassie playing the role of...
Dear Me, Chloe:
Dear Me:No, Chloe, your wildest dreams haven't come true and no, Chloe, winter hasn't decided to magically disappear like Paris Hilton's skivvies as she's wearing a super-super-super short mini skirt and getting out of a Lambo.YOU ARE LOOKING AT RESO...
A Post In Which I Become Confused Over How Fashionably Awesome I Really Probably Am Not. (Feel Good Friday!)
Oh goodness readers, I'm just curious, that's all. Curious!Rose Sheen DressRobust Rose Front DressCouture Bow Sheen Dress...
Uh Oh, I\'m Sick. (SICK FOR MS. LEPORE, THAT IS!)
So the strangest thing happened yesterday as I was sitting right here at my laptop, readers. I was typing away when I was suddenly hit with the very abrupt feeling that I was going to barf."Oh no. I am going to barf." I thought to myself."No, wait....
An Important Confession, Readers. Very, Very Important.
Polka-dots make me uncontrollably angry and I don't know why....
Oh The Weather Outside Is Going To Get Frightful...
Dear you:Reach For The Blue Sky CoatAnd you:Style & Substance CoatAnd you:No Fault Cobalt CoatNeed. 'Kay? Thanksbye.XOXOXO,ChloePS- Oh okay, no need to twist my arm; I suppose you're right. THIS TOO:Plum-Perfect Posies DressAnd this:Courtesy Cu...
Holiday Dresses 101 (Don\'t be Tardy for the...oh GOD DAMNIT.)
First, let's set somethin' straight here. When I originally sat down to type up this little post, I wanted to write something about holiday parties. Yay, parties! But a little problem, readers, and I am quite sure that I'm not the only one suffer...
Wednesday Wants (Accessories Edition)
Here is what I am lusting over this Wednesday, the first Wednesday of November. La da dee:Paper Plastic Rebecca Minkoff WalletI've loved this wallet since...forever. And ever.Versace Flower Appliqué Jacquard SatchelAnd this is where I seriously hy...
Outfit Of The Day (Purple Fantasy)
Okay let's set some things straight here, readers. I'm a liar. I don't really have an outfit of the day for today. And if I did, I definitely wouldn't name it "Purple Fantasy", because that just sounds like the name of a bad Mariah Carey perfume. And...
Dastardly Villian (Of The Sea!)
Still need a Halloween costume? Want something quick and easy? Let me do the thinking for you. Here you go; you're welcome:Plush Shark Hat by Obey My Brain (Etsy)And I would totally get this hat, too, if we didn't live by a bunch of retired old pe...
Dear Facebook (No Graffiti. On My Wall. Please.)
Dear Facebook,This new "Live Feed" versus "News Feed" thing is complete bullshit. And confusing. And panic-attack-inducing. I couldn't figure out why my sister-in-law-that-updates-her-Facebook-status-199-times-a-day suddenly hadn't updated since l...
Feel Good Friday III.
Ummm. Readers? If laughing at this video is wrong, THEN OMG- I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT....
Wednesday Wants (A Fuzzy Peach)
Two things this week for my Wednesday Wants, readers. First something easy- the Wool Harbor Peacoat from J. Crew:In that color. It's funny- for as much perusing as I do at J Crew, I often catch myself not really noticing things. This coat is one o...
Derek Lam & Lela Rose S/S 2010
Ohmygoodness. I will take one of everything, please. Oh, and a bajillion dollars. And about 5 more inches on my height and a full head of hair that doesn't fall out in clumps. Thank you, magical genie in a bottle:Derek Lam:I saw this collection a...
