Merrill Guice
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A yolk a day - short one and two liners updated daily. Also on twitter.
With a,b,c, and even d list celebrities dying at the rate of a few per week, I have decided to take advantage of the "wisdom of crowds" to see if we can work out the next one to die. Take the poll provided. You can vote on the people listed there or ...
Salah al Din writes home from his new prison cell in America. He wishes he was back home at Gitmo...
One important thing was left out of Constitution: the right to bear fireworks. Like most laws banning something everyone is going to do anyway, Florida's fireworks laws are a study in lunacy....
The unhappily married couple has to move to Massachusetts or New Hampshire and establish residency before they can be divorced. Does this sound like a new reality show or what? A boarding house for divorcing gay people, call it "Separate Beds and Bre...
On St Patrick's the Catholics wear green, the Protestants wear orange, & St Patrick wears blue. Wear all three, or just puke on yourself, it will look the same....
In 2012, when Micheal Jackson announced he had grown back his nose using stem cells, the Cosmetic Hysteria swept the US until the Riots of 2016......
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If you've ever wondered how to get high on wasabi paste, mix a ShamWow cocktail…
News so fake, you\'ll swear it came from the mainstream media.
Great fun and stories here, with substantial style and a certain panache that makes going back regularly worthwhile.
Posted: February 9th, 2009 | More Reviews From Aoi | Report This Comment