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Walsh Confirms Jedward Deal
Having realised what an albatross around his neck (the one he stuck out when he put them through to the live final) the Jedward phenomena has become, Louis Walsh has struck a deal with a Russian crime lord to make them disappear.The crime lord, whose...
Gillette Chairman: "I just give up!"
The marketing team at Gillette is in disarray tonight, after it was disclosed that superstar tennis player Roger Federer is a cross dressing karaoke addict who eats dog food from a cat bowl, while dressed as Dame Edna Everage, much to his wife's obvi...
Late Celebs Shocking Antics Caught on Camera!
Shocking film has come to light of iconic tragic screen superstar Marilyn Monroe smoking marijuana, in a private get together filmed by a close friend, who wishes to remain anonymous.The late star is seen to take one huge, almighty drag out of the ro...
Dancing With The Stars Joanna Krupa Gets Her Puppies Out For The Boys
Shock For Strictly as Celebs Join Freemasons?
Eagle eyed, and yet, somehow shortsighted, fans have been saying it for months, but it has finally come to the attention of BBC producers that their contestants, whilst waiting backstage in Tess' area when she is interviewing, are constantly making s...
Sunday Supplement: Are some \'green\' decisions good for all?
We all know we should do more for the planet, with environmental concerns affecting countries across the globe, but a new protection group has sprung up defending the humble coco pops right to make it home in a shoppers bag, without being crushed by ...

