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Government Accountability Board FINALLY Acts
MADISON, WI [ LINK : JSOnline ] The voting public has demanded that Wisconsin’s Government Accountability Board do something about voter fraud. In an exemplary demonstration of “politi...
Getting an Ifill of Sarah
SAN FRANSICKO, CA [ JG ] If I’d been asked to sum up my hope for last night’s VP debate in two words, I’d have said “wardrobe malfunction”. No such luck. There was one ...
Grandmama Obama
WASHINGTON, DC [ JG ] Minutes after unseating Hillary Clinton at the DNC Convention, Barry-O was onstage lamenting that His grandmother was denied employment because her job went to a lesser-qualifi...
DNC No Evil
NEENAH, WI [ LINK : New York Times ] According to canvassing labor union activists, Obama is the best candidate for President if you can overlook nearly everything about him. It’s that sort of...
WI State Treasurer Snaps - Issues Proclamation
SASSWATCH: [ LINK : Badger Herald ] An official audit of Wisconsin State Treasurer Dawn Marie Sass’ marble collection may be in order. I suspect she has lost a few. The Wisconsin State ...
Obama: Vote for Me and I’ll Give You Five Billion Dollars
MILWAUKEE, WI [ LINK : JSOnline ] This beats the snot out of the Gore campaign’s “free cigarettes” bribery scheme, though it’s nowhere near as ironic. Face it, Al Gore h...
Rocky Mountain High : Guanta-NA-mo
DENVER, CO [ LINK : MyFoxMilwaukee.com ] My favorite blogger is spotlighting one of the summer’s most under-reported stories: the Denver Gulag, (no, I’m NOT kidding) built to hide disgru...
Honest Democrats Hold Rally
MILWAUKEE, WI [ LINK : JSOnline ] It’s sad that only 50 of Wisconsin’s Socialists are willing to admit they are Socialists. Those 50 gathered in Kern Park. The rest can be found scatte...
Obama… Kaukauna… Anybody Wanna?
(Look, if I’m gonna have Beach Boys music stuck in my head, so are you.) MADISON, WI [ LINK : Crapitol Times ] For a Capital Times journalist, typing the name Barack Obama is akin to shooting ra...
Doyle Cuts State “Workers” Pay & Benefits
MADISON, WI [ LINK : AP / WSAW ] Of course, that’s not the headline. Our Gubner’s a Dem, so the AP story hit the wire with this, a far more benign banner: Governor Signs Wisconsin Worker ...
Vindication
Khaleel Endorses Obama : Militant Muslims Rejoice
MADISON, WI [LINK : Sun Times] Obama (whose middle means “Christiansen” if you ask his campaign translators, who also insist that “Barack” means “professional bowler̶...
Franken-Veto Lives?!
MILWAUKEE [LINK : JSONLINE] Quote from the article: “Doyle still has a powerful veto pen that allows him to cut out sentences or parts of sentences. For instance, he can strike the word not in a...
Demand Higher Gas Taxes
I just saw Nancy Pelosi say that suspending the gas tax would, quote: “undermine everything we’ve been trying to do to lower gas prices”. You can do your own research into trying to...
Don’t Hold Your Breath(alizer)
Waukegan, IL [STORY: LINK] Once again, lawmakers are knocking around the idea of a 19 year-old drinking age in Wisconsin. Back in 2001, Jim Doyle said he’d support allowing teens to drink, and ...
Herb Kohl is NOT a Lesbian
This information isn’t new, by any means. Senator Kohl hasn’t been a lesbian for some time now. Mr. Kohl has bravely gone on the record with his non-lesbianism, unlike the countless othe...
The Fourth Grader and the Governor’s Wife
Perhaps I haven’t been following the story as closely as I should, but from what I could ascertain, Diamond Jim was in town and it had something to do with the ownership of Lake Michigan. If I ...
the Richter Scales of Injustice
Moore Moore Moore! How do ya like him? How do ya like him? Moore Moore Moore! I’d apologize to the Andrea True Connection for debasing their music, but c’mon… it’s dis...
Liberal Outrage Killed Franken-Veto?
Even Igor didn’t have the nads to try and usurp credit from the pitchfork wielding villagers at the end of Mary Shelly’s novel, but audacity knows know bounds to the editorial staff of the...