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The Den of Psychosis

http://softmelon.wordpress.com

Observational humor through a haze of dementia and psychosis.

Sick and Twisted.

• Added on: Feb 25th, 2009
• Country: Canada
• Language: English

• Author: softmelon
• Listed in: Observational Humor Fiction
• Tags: insane pussy balls michael jackson shaved farrah

Recent Posts

• Ticketmaster is evil and must be stopped

  Posted on Tuesday November 17th, 2009 at 14:45 in taxes, ticket, gravedigger, service charges, scalping, ticketmaster, perverted, monster jam, daily dementia, crimimal

  The commercial comes blasting on the television with that unique one of a kind gravel-throated maniac who seems to really love his job: “SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY…MONSTER JAM—GRAVEDIGGER–ALL KID’S SEATS JUST $15 BUCKS!̶...

• The new ambiance of KFC- Urinal Cake to Go.

  Posted on Saturday November 14th, 2009 at 21:11 in Chicken, bikini, kfc, boner, peta, obese, aroma, blond, boneless, arby's, urinal cake, yellow bikini

  Entering through the doors of the weathered, decaying KFC in my neighborhood, I was greeted with a wonderful aroma. Was it the unmistakable smell of that irresistible deep fried chicken we all love to munch like the obese shit eating drones we are? P...

• Does Jon Gosselin have Down Syndrome?

  Posted on Tuesday November 10th, 2009 at 20:20 in down syndrome, large breasts, dr. phil, douche, joe jackson, michael lohan, sex addict, dr. oz, dr. drew, jon gosselin, daily dementia

  Just over 10 minutes into their triple threat cage match, Dr. Phil used his patented head smash to defeat both Dr. Drew and Dr. Oz to retain his title as the most asinine “doctor” on television. “The last thing I remember was the gl...

• Mass Exodus- Mass Depression

  Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 16:43 in depression, moving, unemployment, exodus, neighbors, tragically unemployed, naked nun, nun tits

  There goes the neighborhood–literally. After several years of living in the same townhouse complex, four very close friends have decided to move all at the same time. During the summer, it seemed everyone would stay put for at least a year, but...

• Simpletons

  Posted on Tuesday October 27th, 2009 at 20:58 in marines, California, George Bush, predator, exorcist, billy ray cyrus, governor, jay leno, poltergeist, roman polanski, miley cyrus, blair witch

  Most people are simpletons. If you are reading this blog, however, then you may be one of few,the proud, the illuminated. Were you expecting me to say MARINES? Good lord, they are the uniformed leaders of the simpletons. If you or any member of your ...

• The 13th Level of Hell

  Posted on Saturday October 24th, 2009 at 18:18 in lesbian, job interview, naked, star trek, demon, hell, born, hymen, albino, richard friedman, tit, women kissing

  “I am a Demon Torturer from the 13th level of Hell. I fuck with people. That’s what I do.” I must admit I hardly give the local cable company’s video on demand service a second glance because for one it rarely fucking works a...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 3.00 out of a possible 5 based on 1 comment.

David Hambidge

I maybe a bit of an old crusty retired shrink, but I do take exception to the quite incorrect use of "dementia" in the introblurb. The author seems to mean weirdness or madness; if so - say so, do not stigmatise a horrible disorder.

dave

Posted: February 27th, 2009 | More Reviews From davehambo | Report This Comment

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