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Motto: Don't be a fool, eat for fuel.

Blogging With Fattitude - A slice of real life drama and comedy unfolding right before your eyes, served with a dash of rants, a sprinkling of advice, a dallop of sage wisdom, and seasoned with silliness.

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  • Why You Are Fat

    Posted on Monday March 16th, 2009 at 00:30 in humor, belly laughs

    Finally there is a web site that shows us once and for all the underlying cause of weight problems - This Is Why You’re Fat (”where dreams become heart attacks”).  It’s a relative new site, but gaining a lot of popluarity. ...

  • Good Advice To Keep In Mind

    Posted on Tuesday February 24th, 2009 at 02:00 in diet humor, belly laughs

    “My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four, unless there are three other people. ” ~Orson Welles Just a little something I’ll be keeping in mind while I figure out my food plan for the upcoming month. Bookmar...

  • Cruella DePalin - how low will she go?

    Posted on Monday October 6th, 2008 at 23:05 in election, vote, belly laughs

    How LOW will she go? Sarah Palin is digging deeper into the pack of lies that the McCain folks are fabricating and distorting facts beyond recognition. Yet she doesn’t address her own connections to terrorists (she pals around with her hubby, w...

  • Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

    Posted on Saturday October 4th, 2008 at 23:05 in vote, belly laughs

    Looking for a fresh, new baby name then check out the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator - just enter your name (or any name) in the box and click “submit.” I admit my curiosity got the better of me - I could not resist finding out what my ...

  • The Real Sarah Palin Stood Up!

    Posted on Friday October 3rd, 2008 at 08:40 in Current Events, vote, belly laughs

    “Let Sarah be Sarah” has been the chant all this week and I am happy to say that Gov. Sarah Palin did a good job last night at the debate being Sarah - she was the Real Sarah Palin, no filters, no “gotcha journalism,” no scri...

  • Top 10 Sarah Palin Debate Questions

    Posted on Thursday October 2nd, 2008 at 23:05 in vote, belly laughs

    The Top 10 Sarah Palin Questions (by Lady Rose) that should have been asked of Sarah Palin during the Debate (with follow up questions for Biden in order for the debate to have been fair and impartial, and in no way reflecting “gotcha journalis...

  • Sarah Palin for President

    Posted on Wednesday October 1st, 2008 at 23:05 in voting, belly laughs

    In honor of tonight’s vice-presidential debate here is my Top 10 List of Reasons Sarah Palin Should Be President, by Lady Rose.  10. I want a president who is just like me and my neighbors - Mr. and Mrs. Six Pack, who struggle with their qua...

  • The Geography of A Woman

    Posted on Friday August 22nd, 2008 at 08:11 in belly laughs

    Here’s a little Friday Funny to enjoy. Please keep in mind that this was passed along by a MAN to a friend of mine who passed it along to me by email. It’s all meant in fun, and no disrepect to my male readers.   (author unknown) THE GE...

  • Odd Things To Ponder

    Posted on Monday August 18th, 2008 at 15:00 in belly laughs

    This showed up in my email the other day, and I thought I’d share it. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother ...

  • Holy Blog Of Doom

    Posted on Friday July 25th, 2008 at 21:30 in belly laughs

    Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since last month… You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. But I’m sorry you’ll just have to take my word for it. I am hopped up on caf...

  • Chocolate Fantasy In Progress

    Posted on Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 at 15:31 in Chocolate, cravings, diet jokes, diet humor, belly laughs

    DO NOT DISTURB: CHOCOLATE FANTASY IN PROGRESS This week my refrigerator is rapidly being filled to the brim with chocolate goodies of various sizes, shapes, and textures; each one more delicious then the next. This week, Angelgirl (my 12 year old dau...

  • My Pile of Stuff With A Roof Over It

    Posted on Friday July 18th, 2008 at 16:30 in junk, clutter, belly laughs, house diet

    George Carlin (1937-2008) This video just cracks me up. I found it on my best friend’s (Mama Kelly) post Purging is Good for the Soul.  She is also on a mission to declutter her home and get rid of junk; she has gotten rid of over 500 items ...

  • National Doughnut Day

    Posted on Friday June 6th, 2008 at 12:54 in holidays, charity, doughnuts, belly laughs

      Today is National Doughnut Day!  Oh no, I’m late getting my hallmark cards in the mail!  It snuck up me on this year, usually I have it circled in red on my calendar (it’s the first Friday of every June in case you were wondering...

  • Advice For Today

    Posted on Thursday May 29th, 2008 at 09:08 in belly laughs, humor. quote

    Must resist stupidity impulse! ~Cosmo, Fairly Oddparents cartoon I heard this quote while sipping my morning coffee this morning.  Who says cartoons aren’t educational?    LOL I know a lot of people who could use this advice (myself included...

  • By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Chin

    Posted on Wednesday May 14th, 2008 at 11:23 in quote, belly laughs, growing older

     ”I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.” -Janette Barber- ******************** Yup, the eyebrows are definitely starting to drift downwards. LOL...

  • Nude Sunbathing Tip

    Posted on Wednesday April 30th, 2008 at 17:16 in age, nudity, belly laughs

    With summer just around the corner I thought we all might need a little reminder about the dangers of Sunbathing in the Nude. Remember your SPF 30 and…   (source - an office email)   This one’s for you Canucklehead!  :)   CONTEST R...

  • Cancel IRS

    Posted on Wednesday April 16th, 2008 at 15:52 in taxes, IRS, belly laughs

    I hope everyone got their taxes done by midnight last night.  If not, what are you doing reading this blog post - go file your taxes!   This  was our first year getting them done on time in over decade and it felt great!   We always get a fede...