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Blogging With Fattitude - A slice of real life drama and comedy unfolding right before your eyes, served with a dash of rants, a sprinkling of advice, a dallop of sage wisdom, and seasoned with silliness.
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Why You Are Fat
Finally there is a web site that shows us once and for all the underlying cause of weight problems - This Is Why You’re Fat (”where dreams become heart attacks”). It’s a relative new site, but gaining a lot of popluarity. ...
Good Advice To Keep In Mind
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four, unless there are three other people. ” ~Orson Welles Just a little something I’ll be keeping in mind while I figure out my food plan for the upcoming month. Bookmar...
Cruella DePalin - how low will she go?
How LOW will she go? Sarah Palin is digging deeper into the pack of lies that the McCain folks are fabricating and distorting facts beyond recognition. Yet she doesn’t address her own connections to terrorists (she pals around with her hubby, w...
Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
Looking for a fresh, new baby name then check out the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator - just enter your name (or any name) in the box and click “submit.” I admit my curiosity got the better of me - I could not resist finding out what my ...
The Real Sarah Palin Stood Up!
“Let Sarah be Sarah” has been the chant all this week and I am happy to say that Gov. Sarah Palin did a good job last night at the debate being Sarah - she was the Real Sarah Palin, no filters, no “gotcha journalism,” no scri...
Top 10 Sarah Palin Debate Questions
The Top 10 Sarah Palin Questions (by Lady Rose) that should have been asked of Sarah Palin during the Debate (with follow up questions for Biden in order for the debate to have been fair and impartial, and in no way reflecting “gotcha journalis...
Sarah Palin for President
In honor of tonight’s vice-presidential debate here is my Top 10 List of Reasons Sarah Palin Should Be President, by Lady Rose. 10. I want a president who is just like me and my neighbors - Mr. and Mrs. Six Pack, who struggle with their qua...
The Geography of A Woman
Here’s a little Friday Funny to enjoy. Please keep in mind that this was passed along by a MAN to a friend of mine who passed it along to me by email. It’s all meant in fun, and no disrepect to my male readers. (author unknown) THE GE...
Odd Things To Ponder
This showed up in my email the other day, and I thought I’d share it. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother ...
Holy Blog Of Doom
Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since last month… You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. But I’m sorry you’ll just have to take my word for it. I am hopped up on caf...
Chocolate Fantasy In Progress
DO NOT DISTURB: CHOCOLATE FANTASY IN PROGRESS This week my refrigerator is rapidly being filled to the brim with chocolate goodies of various sizes, shapes, and textures; each one more delicious then the next. This week, Angelgirl (my 12 year old dau...
My Pile of Stuff With A Roof Over It
George Carlin (1937-2008) This video just cracks me up. I found it on my best friend’s (Mama Kelly) post Purging is Good for the Soul. She is also on a mission to declutter her home and get rid of junk; she has gotten rid of over 500 items ...
National Doughnut Day
Today is National Doughnut Day! Oh no, I’m late getting my hallmark cards in the mail! It snuck up me on this year, usually I have it circled in red on my calendar (it’s the first Friday of every June in case you were wondering...
Advice For Today
Must resist stupidity impulse! ~Cosmo, Fairly Oddparents cartoon I heard this quote while sipping my morning coffee this morning. Who says cartoons aren’t educational? LOL I know a lot of people who could use this advice (myself included...
By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Chin
”I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.” -Janette Barber- ******************** Yup, the eyebrows are definitely starting to drift downwards. LOL...
Nude Sunbathing Tip
With summer just around the corner I thought we all might need a little reminder about the dangers of Sunbathing in the Nude. Remember your SPF 30 and… (source - an office email) This one’s for you Canucklehead! :) CONTEST R...
Cancel IRS
I hope everyone got their taxes done by midnight last night. If not, what are you doing reading this blog post - go file your taxes! This was our first year getting them done on time in over decade and it felt great! We always get a fede...
