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The Economy Isn't Happening

http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com

Blowing sunshine up the Internet's ass since 2008

• Added on: Oct 18th, 2008
• Country: United States
• Language: English

• Author: Johnny Truant
• Listed in: Humor Social Commentary
• Tags: politics family funny humor Economy observational humor

Recent Posts

• I’m giving thanks for my clients with cheap consulting until Wednesday, and I also am confused but excited by Black Friday sales

  Posted on Monday November 23rd, 2009 at 13:52 in Announcements, !!!!1!!!!1!1!11!one!1!

  So Thanksgiving time rolls around again and I’m all excited because I’m very interested in gorging myself. But in addition to enduring gastrointestinal distress, this is a day for thanks. And what am I thankful for? Well, a ton of stuff. ...

• I’m sleeping with my assistant

  Posted on Wednesday November 18th, 2009 at 07:10 in online biz, life of johnny, a side benefit of hiring your wife as your assistant is that you can make all sorts of assistant sex jokes until she get, like in say five minutes.

  One of the fun things about this blog is the way I open up a topic, and then don’t say shit about it for weeks or months and you get to wonder if I’ve forgotten all about it or if I’m actually going to close the loop and let you kno...

• Okay, I kind of don’t quit in a way after all, while still essentially remaining quitted on the thing I quit last time

  Posted on Thursday November 5th, 2009 at 07:01 in random crap, "dickhead" is a funny term. because that would be annoying to have a dick for a head.

  Let’s talk about goals yet again, shall we? In August, I set a goal to lose 22 pounds. I didn’t really need to lose that weight (I would have had the abs of a sexy, sexy (sexy!) cover model at my finish weight), so the goal was an exercis...

• How to simplify your business – with free audio

  Posted on Monday November 2nd, 2009 at 13:24 in online biz, just don't hire a serial killer. they suck.

  There is a recorded audio to go with this post. If you’d rather just start listening than read my ramblings, then go ahead and go there now, sparky. A few weeks ago, I mentioned that I’ve decided to hire an assistant. What may not have b...

• What faith has to do with Martin Scorsese and his detachable penis

  Posted on Wednesday October 28th, 2009 at 16:57 in inspiration & motivation, life of johnny, if you had a detachable penis and you hung it up in the shower and forgot about it, people would probably think it was a soap-on-a-rope.

  I was listening to this King Missile album today, and it has that song “Detachable Penis” on it, and that song is pretty cool because when you think about it, having a detachable penis would be both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, yo...

• Part 2 of the Charlie and Johnny Jam Sessions is now available!

  Posted on Saturday October 24th, 2009 at 07:26 in online biz

  You asked for it, you got it… Charlie Gilkey and I recorded a second “Jam Session” to complement our first, available below. This one was louder, more racuous, and contained exactly the same number of flamingos. Check it out! A dow...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 1 comment.

Zataki

Good luck trying to get sleep with a baby in the house. Great blog, keep it up.

Posted: February 13th, 2009 | More Reviews From zataki | Report This Comment

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