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The greatest show on the Internets (honest)
Announcing some lesser known things by Lord Matt and friends! (You can hardly wait, I know). Drum Roll A man slips stylishly out from the red curtain and says grandly Your Lordship, Ladies 'n' Gentlemen, Laddies 'n' Germs, Squishy Entities 'n' Fict...
The History of The International Festival of Lord Matt
It all started many years ago when the festival formally known as Christmas was under way as it had been since it had been used to replace the Winter Solstice celebrations in Pagan Britain. Back in those days there was no Lord Matt and the festival w...
The most important blog post you will ever read
This post is, without a doubt, the most impressively life changing and informative post ever written on any blog ever. It has taken a team of six thousand top geeks almost three years to write, compose and present in a way that will enable you after ...
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician
Very rarely do written jokes make me laugh out loud. Even rarer do they make me laugh for a long while. This is one such joke: An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are staying overnight at a hotel. (They have separate rooms.) During the ni...
Matt's Hat - a geek story
FB.init("8d8eccead0b297289f6484c46f9f4cf9");Matt's Hat on FacebookThose that follow or http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lord-Matt-Matt-B/49605096335fan me on facebook know that I love my leather hat. This hat got way, way too much attention at the start...
Pirates, vampires and stuff
If I have been over distant or under present of late it is not because I am playing a lot of games on facebook. I am playing a lot of games on facebook but this has nothing to do with it... Honest. Don't look at me like that - I bet you play some t...
Facebook: Never Get a Zombie Bite request again.
There are two types of people in this world - those that love playing Zombie, Vampire, Werewolf and Slayer on facebook and everyone else. The thing is that there is advantage to having a bigger gang in the game and so everyone playing wants you to jo...
How to commit nuclear suicide with your brand or business
Hello my name is Pip and I am Lord Matt's apprentice penguin. I am a recently reformed time travelling evil dictator ninja penguin and I know a thing or two about self destruction. In my first full post I will be looking at how to completely set t...
Watchmen
I went to see "Watchmen" today. I've really wanted to see this film and when it came out I had no foldy stuff to use. Fortunately I have friends and one such friend (Hi Ben S) paid for me to see it. Watchman comes in at just over 3 hours long and i...
Just Say No to These Three Enemies of Being Just Like Me
For the humour impaired please note that this is a light hearted article. Are you still struggling with you fondest wish to be just like me? Then the chances are you need to say "no" to three three enemies of being just like me. 1. Being a woman....
Quick: do you have a viral, next-generation strategy for handling unplanned-for mindshare?
Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your magnetic feature set? Without having to learn PHP? Without meticulously-planned users, 60/24/7/365 compliance are forced to become cross-platform. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not...
The Web 2.0 Atheist
It seems to me that of late the desire to make a website "web 2.0" in blatant disregard for it being a vanilla HTML page has taken things just a little too far. Maybe a lot to far. There is no non trivial evidence for the existence of web 2.0 anyway...
Trouble in paradise.
Penguins are a lot of hard work to look after. Quite aside from Pip's desire to eat all of my food I also discovered the cause of my high phone bill. Let me tell you about it. My penguin is a grumpy and often difficult assistant. The only common g...
The Lord's New Apprentice
About 22 days ago a new inhabitant entered the Lord Matt household thanks to my sisters (who have fallen in with the evil penguin rehabilitation centre). Without so much as an instruction manual or care plan Pip has been thrust into my life and I h...
IntFeLoMa News
Fellow celebrants of IntFeLoMa can no get their festival fix on FaceBook right here. Let's be honest about the December season it has a big one day festival of family feuds and stress. No more! from now on IntFeLoMa will bring you 3 whole days of fu...
