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The Flannel Punchline

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If you love The Onion, you'll at least tolerate The Flannel Punchline. This is your first stop for biting satire and perhaps even the secret to life itself. I should know how to write a quality fake news article--I'm a former journalist. Please help me on my road to recovery by checking out my blog today.

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  • Cleveland Browns Are “Saving It”

    Posted on Friday November 20th, 2009 at 07:25

    They’re not inept. They’re simply protecting their virginity.Looking to turn a vomit-inducing mark against the team into a positive, momentary Cleveland Browns starting quarterback Brady Quinn announced today that he and his teammates are saving...

  • Robin Williams Officially Retires from Making Worthwhile Movies

    Posted on Thursday November 19th, 2009 at 13:20

    Ending more than a decade of speculation, actor and sometimes comedian Robin Williams has officially announced his retirement from making good movies.This movie also sucked.After a shaky start on the big screen with Popeye, Williams hit his stride wi...

  • Local Cashier Unimpressed with UPS “Whiteboard Guy”

    Posted on Tuesday November 10th, 2009 at 17:52

    His real name is Andy Azula. Not that Kroger cashier Amy Spokane could give a fuck.Behold, the bastard step-child of Bill Cosby'sPicture Pages.Azula, the shoulder-length haired man famous for his whiteboard drawing prowess, recently stopped at a Kro...

  • Hand Sanitizer Fails to Protect Man from Oncoming Bus

    Posted on Monday November 2nd, 2009 at 21:27

    A horrifying bus collision has left a Fort Thomas man in critical condition, despite the fact that he had applied hand sanitizer just minutes before the accident.Lewis McClain Jr. massaged a generous amount of hand sanitizer into his skin after spott...

  • Iran Threatens to Unfriend President Obama

    Posted on Thursday October 22nd, 2009 at 12:56

    Tensions over Iran’s nuclear ambitions broiled to new levels Wednesday as Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad threatened to “unfriend” President Barack Obama on Facebook. Machmoud Ahmadinejad, in a photo from his Facebook gallery entitled "Cool Places...

  • Man Would “Totally Do” New Neighbor

    Posted on Thursday October 22nd, 2009 at 12:55

    Rick Schneider has made his intentions perfectly clear. If given the opportunity, the Hamilton man would “totally do” his new neighbor.Schneider describes the woman, a 34-year old mother of two, as “a grade-A MILF with an ass like a stack of ci...

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