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The Flannel Punchline
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If you love The Onion, you'll at least tolerate The Flannel Punchline. This is your first stop for biting satire and perhaps even the secret to life itself. I should know how to write a quality fake news article--I'm a former journalist. Please help me on my road to recovery by checking out my blog today.
Recent Posts
Cleveland Browns Are “Saving It”
They’re not inept. They’re simply protecting their virginity.Looking to turn a vomit-inducing mark against the team into a positive, momentary Cleveland Browns starting quarterback Brady Quinn announced today that he and his teammates are saving...
Robin Williams Officially Retires from Making Worthwhile Movies
Ending more than a decade of speculation, actor and sometimes comedian Robin Williams has officially announced his retirement from making good movies.This movie also sucked.After a shaky start on the big screen with Popeye, Williams hit his stride wi...
Local Cashier Unimpressed with UPS “Whiteboard Guy”
His real name is Andy Azula. Not that Kroger cashier Amy Spokane could give a fuck.Behold, the bastard step-child of Bill Cosby'sPicture Pages.Azula, the shoulder-length haired man famous for his whiteboard drawing prowess, recently stopped at a Kro...
Hand Sanitizer Fails to Protect Man from Oncoming Bus
A horrifying bus collision has left a Fort Thomas man in critical condition, despite the fact that he had applied hand sanitizer just minutes before the accident.Lewis McClain Jr. massaged a generous amount of hand sanitizer into his skin after spott...
Iran Threatens to Unfriend President Obama
Tensions over Iran’s nuclear ambitions broiled to new levels Wednesday as Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad threatened to “unfriend” President Barack Obama on Facebook. Machmoud Ahmadinejad, in a photo from his Facebook gallery entitled "Cool Places...
Man Would “Totally Do” New Neighbor
Rick Schneider has made his intentions perfectly clear. If given the opportunity, the Hamilton man would “totally do” his new neighbor.Schneider describes the woman, a 34-year old mother of two, as “a grade-A MILF with an ass like a stack of ci...

