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A random collection of things new and old that I find humorous or otherwise worthwhile.
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WHAT TIME IS IT?
LEAVING SCHOOL EARLY
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.Teacher: "Whoever answers the quest...
SIZE MATTERS
PUMA\'S VERY SEXUAL AD
Now that Reebok has an ad showing their shoes give women a nice ass, other companies have to step their game up. That's exactly what Puma has done here. Apparently if you buy Puma stuff, chicks will go down on you. Who knew it was so simple? If you...
WHO YOU HAVE TO BUY A GIFT FOR
Every year its a tricky call to figure out who deserves a present, who doesn't, and who will be pissed if you don't get them one. It's all been simplified now, and looks like you'll be saving a bit of money this year. ...
SWEET DREAMS
Christmas is coming up, and I will expect a few of you to get together and buy(or make) me this. The rest of you send me smaller dinosaurs that I can make cower in fear in the corners. ...
HAPPY FRIDAY
POTENTIAL NEW BANNER FOR THE FLINT SKINNY?
ELIN WOODS DID IT FOR THE DOLLARS (AND PROBABLY THE DICK)
Elin knew Tiger's "proclivities" before the marriage and made a utilitarian choice (I don't blame her), but getting mad now is intellectually disingenuous; like Diane Keaton in the Godfather. We don't know Tiger. That we couldn't spot it on Sundays j...
GATORADES NEW SLOGAN
SHOULD YOU HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH TIGER?
Survey says? X ...
HOW TO ASK FOR ORAL SEX
Best of luck to all of you. Now go out there and get your sexy time spots kissed. ...
I LOVE LOVE
WHERE DO ELECTRIC CARS GET THEIR POWER?
Finally someone has pointed out what I have been saying for a year now. The tree hugging retards aren't helping the environment with their silly electric cars. That thing got a Hemi? ...
BACON BLITZ
PEDOPHILES, SO HOT RIGHT NOW, PEDOPHILES
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
It's my birthday. Yes, the legend that is The Flint Skinny was actually born like the rest of you regular folks. As you might guess, I intend to celebrate my birthday by consuming copious amount of alcohol...as is the American way. For me it's extr...
I LIVE IN A FANTASY UNIVERSE
BEST CYBER SEX EVER
UPS DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS
7 REASONS TO KEEP YOUR T-REX OFF CRACK COCAINE
HUMP DAY PHOTO DUMP
WHERE SHOULD I EAT?
If you are like any other regular human being, you have found yourself asking where you should get food. It can be a really tough choice with all of the tremendous fast food choices. Well worry no more because your choice has been made for you. Now ...
MONA DIESEL
Whenever Vin Diesel plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders because he's not some pussy who can't climb up a plastic slide. ...
SEXUAL POSITIONS FOR THE LONELY AND LOVELESS
GUARANTEED WAY TO WIN AT ROULETTE
WHICH CAME FIRST?
SEMI-INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT COFFEE
EXECUTIVE BALL SCRATCHER
Need a gift for the man who has everything? Finally there is a go to gift for you this holiday season. No reason to search any longer because The Skinny has you covered. ...
SAND DINOSAURS
I got bored at the beach one day, and this was what I came up with. ...
