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The Food Here Convenience Store

The broad, comic diary of Convenience store owner/operator Ram Venkatararam.

Win a Dream Date with Ram - Final Update

Posted on Friday February 13th, 2009 at 18:01 in funny, humor, contest, promotions, rejection, valentine's day, in store promotions

I am pleased to announce that the winner of the “Win a Dream Date with Ram” contest is Not Drowning Mother (NDM). Please remain calm and refrain from fainting, screaming or running around in circles. Regrettably, due to poor planning on m...
Contest - Win a Dream Date with Ram!

Posted on Saturday February 7th, 2009 at 18:24 in humor, contest, comedy, valentines, blind date, dream date, general food here business, in-store promotion

In the spirit of Saint Valentine, and in keeping with my New Years’ Ram-solution to find a mate, I am offering my latest in-store promotion: The “Win a Dream Date with Ram” contest. If you are female, once were female, or are currently undergoi...