Recent Posts Tagged With 'generic brands'

• Ram Saves America: Catsup for Kids

  Posted on Monday March 23rd, 2009 at 19:03 in health, humor, random, eating cats, generic brands, ram-brand products!, homemade catsup, homemade ketchup, mechanically separarted meat

  Today, the Food Here Convenience Store proudly launches its fifth and final discount household staple, Ram-Brand Catsup. When I originally suggested the notion of producing in-house catsup to my young clerk, John-Sam, he became quite agitated. The bo...

• Ram Saves America: Affordable Cigarettes for Families Everywhere

  Posted on Wednesday March 18th, 2009 at 19:01 in health, humor, random, generic brands, ram-brand products!, make your own cigarettes, pouch tobacco, tobacco poisoning

  As part of the Food Here Convenience Store’s efforts to stimulate consumer spending, I am continuing to introduce new Ram-brand discount household products. Today, I am proud to present, Rambacco Pouch Tobacco. I recognize that only a small percen...

• My Commitment to America: Babies will get their Cola!

  Posted on Sunday March 15th, 2009 at 19:01 in Culture, health, humor, random, economics, economic downturn, tear tattoo, generic brands, ram-brand products!, babies drinking cola

  The Food Here Convenience Store recognizes that these are trying economic times and that for many families it is becoming increasingly difficult to afford household staples like milk, chip dip and tobacco products. Consumers on restricted budgets a...