Blog Detail
The Garlic
http://Graftongarlic.blogspot.com
This is a satirical news satire blog for Grafton, MA.
- Added on: Nov 1st, 2009
- Country: United States
- Language: English
Recent Posts
Local Woman Throws out Leftover Turkey to Protest Cruel Treatment of Poultry
After eating a huge turkey dinner with stuffing, cranberry gelatin and bean casserole, June Jensen felt guilty. “I’ve read that turkey chicks never see their mothers, are raised in the dark in tiny crates, and are fattened to the point where they...
Grafton Speaks: What did you think about graftontimes.com switching back to free subscriptions?
R. Rabinowitz - Golfball SalesmanThe letter from them was so sincere about wanting to serve the community. I think it mentioned how they lost ad revenue because they had less subscribers willing to pay - right? I'm sur...
Alien Sighting Increase After Cotton Calls Grafton "Best Town in Universe"
Since last week, when Selectwoman Cotton upgraded Grafton from "Best Town in the World" to "Best Town in the Universe," police logs show a spike in alien/UFO calls. Resident Mary Contraire reported an unnaturally brigh...
Poor Showing at “Be A Parent Not A Pal” Leads to Deceptive “Family Beer Night”
After a poor turnout at Be a Parent, Not a Pal class on underage drinking, some initially thought it might have something to do with the preachy course name. Committee Chair John Mullier disagreed. “Compared to the original proposal: You Suck As A ...
Garlic’s No-Revenue Model: Real or Evil Plot?
After Grafton’s main online news source switched to “pay-for-content” this week, many are questioning how The Garlic (Grafton’s online news spoof) can afford to deliver content. “There is no advertising or subscription revenue that I can d...
K. Whynot persuades local McDonald\'s to offer new “McMansion Meal”
After years of belittling Grafton residents who purchase homes in new developments, local writer Kay Whynot sought to make amends. He worked with McDonald’s Manager Cal Oreigh to develop a new product just for Grafton – the McMansion Meal. The me...
