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The Girl Can't Help It
http://fasteddiesretrorags.blogspot.com/
An (almost) daily blog ranting and raving about vintage fashion and the rockabilly lifestyle, with an edge of sarcasm and humor.
Recent Posts
Convoy
So today I found myself blissfully alone in the house for a couple of hours. Though I wish I could say I spent the time wisely and efficiently, cleaning the house with the help of my bluebird and squirrel friends while whistling a merry tune, I did n...
Doin' Time For Bein' Young
Dear John Waters, You know I love you as much as any straight white girl can. You know I think you're a film genius, right? Serial Mom= really bad and really good. Hairspray= Ricki Lake before she got all activist-y on our asses? Adore. I was willing...
We're A Happy Family
The 4th is coming up soon and that means another forced-fun holiday with family, yay! Family dysfunction, here I come! On the drive from one party to another we pass a bunch of other parties going on in the neighborhood and sometimes you can catch so...
It's My Party
**3 Things I Own, Total Times Used= 0**1.) A Thigh MasterSuzanne Somers, you evil, evil she-devil. It's in a box in my basement. My thighs have gone wild and can never be tamed. Nor do I even want to LOOK at them, let alone master them.2.) A tongue s...
Abracadabra
I got this crap email sent to me from one of my friends who sends me these kinds of useless and wonderful emails ALL THE TIME and though I tell her not to bother sending them (because I am far too busy with my Very Important Life of Useless Blogging ...

