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The Gnome Headquarters
http://gnomeheadquarters.blogspot.com
The exciting headquarters for gnomes and people interested in them.
- Added on: Jun 26th, 2005
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Listed in: Culture Entertainment
Recent Posts
Battles of Gnomelore
It's been a long time since I've updated, and I apologize. Being the GnomeCaptain, I had to lead some battles against some goblins and such. No big deal; I'm back now. So anyway, I've recently gotten a report of an escaping Siberian Gnome, so if t...
Split Ends
Split ends are nothing to be ashamed of. But when your beard has split ends, it can be a little embarrassing. Scientists around the world are still researching ways to fix this problem, but as yet no solutions have been found. So maybe it's time t...
Behold!
My first education article has been posted! Hopefully, these articles will give gnomes a broader view of the world they live in. Just follow the link....
Self-defense!
To all you gnomes out there who need to make yourselves a little more imposing and intimidating, I encourage you to join a local self defense class. You'll learn about beard-fighting, hat-fighting, and the rare but extremely technical art of "runnin...
Siberian Border
We've been noticing that some of the evil Siberian Gnomes have been crossing the border into our good civilized land! If any of you notice a Siberian Gnome, call your local border patrol and they'll take care of him!...
Dishwasher Gnomes
Next time you buy a dishwasher, handle with care and always keep it right-side-up. Though few people know it, when you close your dishwasher, gnomes come out and clean your dishes for you. And you thought it was technology! Gnomes do more work for...
