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Shit, Piss and Corruption
It's over. The last thing I heard my mother say was "Fuck it." That was last Friday. Today she just went quietly. She sure was a swell broad, wasn't she? I'll be back here in a week or so. In the meantime, if anybody should feel so inclined -- a...
The Tramp\'s Story, Part XIV: The End
I mean it! Let’s get this over with, shall we? I should say it is continued from three posts ago, as if you didn't know. And about a dozen before that... Maria explained the “preliminary HUD document” that she had in hand was a short summary o...
Also, The Sun\'ll Come Out!
I am going back to bed right this minute, to crank out the final installment of the Schmeschminance Saga, which I will post in this very space tomorrow. Tomorrow! And then it will finally be back to business as usual. You know, poop jokes and break...
The Sub-Prime Mortgage Massacree (or: How\'s This for a Turkey?)
I wrote this two years ago and re-posted it last year. I wasn't planning on posting it again this year, but I have three pies and a batch of dinner rolls to bake, so I don't have time to write a real post. Or else I just don't feel like it. Either wa...
The Tramp\'s Story, Part XIII: Children and Fools
Con’t from a couple of posts ago, in which I faxed my 1099s to Maria, so as to convince her she ought to lend me more than ten times my yearly income… I made the same piddling amount of money the last time we went through this, but — well, act...
I\'m Baaacck!
Here's what I learned at My (Crazy) Lady's house this week: 1. It's okay to say Crazy. Her psychiatrist did, and he's the head of the department at Mass General. If that's not authority pronouncing, then what is? Crazy! 2. No matter what the psychi...

