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The Japing Ape
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Gorilla Bananas is a former circus ape who has now retired to his native Congo. Between visits to the nearby safari camp, he reminisces on his circus career and comments on the weird behavior of his hairless cousins.
- Author: Gorilla Bananas
- Listed in: Social Commentary Observational Humor
- Tags: Culture safari anthropology humans mating habits aircus
Recent Posts
The meaning of dreams
You know what the great thing about being a gorilla is? Humans who’ve known me for less than a day will tell me personal stuff they’d normally reserve for their shrink. Last week it was the turn of a posh English girl to unburden her soul to the ...
Wear your astronappy with pride
Wonderful news from America! Lisa Nowak, the former NASA astronaut, has been given a suspended prison sentence for persecuting her love rival. May the judge have his toes sucked for his wisdom and compassion! National heroes should be dealt with leni...
Art imitates porn
A correspondent draws my attention to a 10-minute film showing a pair of students copulating in Newcastle. Frankly, I would rather watch baboons do it. Only humans are vain enough to believe their sexual antics are visually appealing. I can assure yo...
The Nutty Professor
A professor who gave the British public valuable advice about narcotics has been dismissed from his post by a contemptible lackey of the state. Outraged at his persecution, the venerable yet nubile Mrs Pouncer is lobbying energetically on his behalf....
Hummus hostilities
Lebanese chefs have made a giant plate of hummus to shame the Israelis, who have been manufacturing their own version of the paste and exporting it around the world. The folks in Lebanon want everyone to know that hummus is Lebanese and that the Isra...
Rock bottom
I’ve sent a ‘Get Well Soon’ card to Alejandra Guzman, the Mexican singer recovering in hospital from a bottom infection. The circumstances of her case are disturbing. It all started when she went to a clinic for a routine injection to improve t...
I just go ape shit over this blog. Whenever I read it I am reminded of the abysmal state of the human race from the perspective of a primate...well, a primate more intelligent than the average human primate. Oh, the existential existence of humanity!
The Japing Ape is kraptastic!!! Read it, read it now, or I'll jab you in the eye with a spork.
Posted: February 13th, 2009 | More Reviews From Static | Report This Comment