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Water Fight
Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! No one’s a match for me and my kettle....
Phone Bill
I got a massive phone bill through today… I’ve still no idea why they’ve started using A1 paper....
Jackson – and still it goes on!
I would like to apologize to the world and take full responsibility for the death of Michael Jackson. There, I’ve said it, I killed the greatest singer/entertainer we have ever known… with my remote control. I pressed the green button and...
Heaven Sent
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this...
Newcastle on the cheap?
So Mike Ashley has revealed he has received a satisfactory offer for the club. Who would have thought it, someone actually came up with the asking price of 50p and a half pound bag of cola cubes....
Owen or Murray?
I don’t know why Sir Alex Ferguson signed Michael Owen. If he wanted a player who could consistently find the net, he should have signed Andy Murray....
