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A Tranny for You
My girlfriend and I have a lot in common, but we work in different worlds. One day, on my way to her office, I saw a BMW with a personalized license plate: ATRNY4U. “A Tranny for You?” I laughed my ass off. Images of the hordes of 300-pound trans...
Nipped in the Bud
Closing time. I sat at the bar, sipping my scotch, waiting for security to get all the drunks out of the club. My head was somewhere up in the stale cigarette smoke, which lingered near the ceiling like fog. She approached me from behind, stood at my...
Love Ain’t Cheap
As I made my rounds through the nightclub, I spotted an off-duty cop by the name of Pete sitting at a booth near the main bar. Sitting opposite Pete was a guy I’d never seen before. Pete saw me and waved me over. I took a seat next to Pete, who...
Imminent Collision
I sat at a booth near the dance floor, watching the crowd. A club chick sat next to me with her legs on my lap. She was a Saturday night regular who liked to cling to me and give me updates to her life story every weekend. Most of the time, she talke...
It’s Cheaper to Keep Her
Jack caught up with me at the usual watering hole. It wasn’t the classiest of joints, but the drinks were stiff and it didn’t cost an arm or a leg to get juiced. As an added bonus, none of my nightclub regulars frequented the place. I cou...
Cheap Conversation
I heard some muffled shouting, cursing and a series of thuds punctuated by agonizing yelps. It came from outside–the universal sounds of violence. I turned my head to the direction of the commotion, unable to see outside the windowless room. &#...
