Recent Posts Tagged With 'about work'

• Top 16 Excuses For Surfing The Net During Work Hour

  Posted on Monday July 2nd, 2007 at 22:26 in about work, 16 tips or things, about humor

  1. I'm doing research... I swear... I am. Really.2. It's better than going postal, and shooting up the joint3. Hack your competition's website4. Downtime waiting for everyone else to get back to me5. How else would I know if my boss is satan? (see li...

• Top 20 Ways Not To Negotiate A Raise At Work

  Posted on Thursday June 28th, 2007 at 06:25 in 20 tips or things, about work

  1. Follow the instructions provided by fight club.2. "I make twice that selling crack and the hours are better"3. At gunpoint4. Holding your breath until you pass out5. I'm going to keep poking you until you give me a raise.6. Hold up a big red butto...

• Top 20 Signs You Work For Dilbert's Company

  Posted on Wednesday June 27th, 2007 at 02:10 in 20 tips or things, about work, about humor

  1. You occasionally appear in a syndicated comic strip in newspapers everywhere2. There's a guy whose tie curls upwards.3. Boss has pointy hair4. HR doesn't just downsize, they bury victims in giant sandboxes...5. One of your co-workers strangely has...

• Top 20 Role Playing Game Spells You'd Like To Use On Your Boss

  Posted on Tuesday June 26th, 2007 at 23:00 in about work

  1. Fireball... Because if you can, hell, who's going to stop you?2. Reveal Stupidity3. Silence, 15' Radius4. Dispel evil - because doing the impossible is fun5. Teleport... With error6. Dragon Slave7. Smite Stupidity8. Death Blade9. Kiss of Brain Dea...

• Top 20 Signs Your Boss is Satan

  Posted on Monday June 25th, 2007 at 20:16 in about work

  1. You work for Microsoft2. He is referred to as "Lucifer" on all of the Org Charts3. That eerie chanting that seems to follow him around...4. Had to sign non-disclosure agreement in Blood5. Pictures of ex-employees with holes where eyes should be6....

• Top 10 Secrets of the Marketing Process

  Posted on Thursday May 10th, 2007 at 06:41 in a, 10 tips or things, about work

  1. Don't run out of money. It always takes longer and costs more than you expect to spread your idea. You can budget for it or you can fail.2. You won't get it right the first time. Your campaign will need to be reinvented, adjusted or scrapped. Coun...