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The Lesbian Instruction Manual
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How to be the quintessential gay woman.
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Happy Tofurky Day!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Enjoy your tofurky (or turkey, if you're a meat-eating lass). Nothing like good noms, football, shopping and those lovable friends and relatives to help us gay girls get in the holiday spirit! ...
#21 Frequent WNBA games to be with "your people."
Every lesbian pilgrimages to at least one WNBA game a year. That's because WNBA games are thinly veiled lesbian social events. All the dykes in town will go simply to ogle the athletes (is she or isn't she?) and scan the crowd for exes and anyone sit...
Hairstyles of the Queer and Female: The "I\'m Growing Out My Shaved Head"
One of the most traditional lesbian rites of passage is shaving one's head. The second most traditional rite of passage is growing out one's shaved head. This usually happens after the once enthusiastic lesbian realizes that a) her head is shaped li...
#20 Be hypercompetitive with the men in your neighborhood when it comes to yard care.
It's an unspoken rivalry, one that permeates every residential street in America and keeps Home Depot in business. We're not edging lawns and mowing in diagonal, equidistant criss-cross patterns for our health. We're doing it because all the straight...
Back in the Saddle
Has it really been almost a year and half since I last posted? Where has the time gone? Where have you been receiving your Lesbian Instructions in my absence?I'm back. Stay tuned....
#19 Complain about how you're tired of the lesbian dating scene and just want to find "the one."
There are two things lesbians fear most in the world: 1) the Indigo Girls announcing their retirement and 2) being single. We are so terrified at the thought of having to "date" and "get to know someone before co-signing a mortgage" we usually jump ...

