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The Life and Times of Duncan Funk
http://www.duncanfunk.com
Duncan Funk’s humorous take on his life and times, his girlfriend, friends and family, and the world around him. Features a cast of interestingly named characters and a Song of the Day. More sweet, never mean.
Recent Posts
I’m Baackk
Well, I’m back from vacation, and I had a very fine time, thank you for asking. This is a picture of the bar area at the front of our hotel. The conditions were not as primitive as one might expect. So many good times, so many memories to treasure....
"El Dunko Funko" Reporting From Cabo
Shhhh, it's really me, Duncan, but I'm impersonating someone I've taken to calling El Dunko Funko, whilst vacationing in Cabo San Lucas. "El Dunko," or "Senor," as the locals have come to call him, seems to be taking the place by storm. Everything ...
Finally, A Male Wash Product We Can All Feel Good About
Two words: Scrota Suds. It’s suds-tastic!Okay, you’re right. I just made that up. But I bet something like that could be a pretty successful product. And it’d be fun to work on the marketing campaign, coming up with slogans, like, oh I don’t ...
I Bet the Pork Would Have Been Better
I went out to dinner with Vulva last night, to a restaurant we hadn’t been to before. There were a number of specials on the menu that sounded good, including one that sounded particularly tasty: a Hawaiian Pork Loin. Our waitress – an extremely ...
New Twists On a Couple of Old Bumper Stickers
I've seen a couple of old bumper stickers lately that make me think of twists that I'd like to make to them. So for your consideration, here they are. Now you have to picture in your mind that on a real bumper sticker the lettering would be centered ...
Wrappin’ Your Privates
I’ve never wrapped my privates. I’ve never seen a need to. But if I did, I sure as heck wouldn’t wrap them in plain ole' brown wrapping paper. I’d pick something festive. That’s what I’d do. Guess you might say, that’s how Duncan Funk r...

