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What My Epitaph Would Probably Say
Reading through some of the world’s famous epitaphs, I wondered how mine would say if I write it and how it would say if others wrote it for me. So, let’s see:Me: Well, that was fun!Erbe: Here lies my wife. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Silence a...
Humor Through Grief
Walking home after our last class, my friends from law school and I noticed the reflections from the searchlight darting here and there across the blackened sky. As usual, my friends couldn't resist blurting out a wisecrack, and so Bumble said, "...
Just One of Those Conversations
Yesterday evening, I was fiddling with my new phone (courtesy of my sister who took pity on me after she saw my busted phone - and of course, I don't mind wringing her out of her hard earned money) when Paige approached Erbe who was lying next to me ...
Too Many Chickens
I swear! Owning chicken grills turns you off from grilled chickens. It doesn't matter if they are just taken off the grill. We can't sell every freaking chicken, so when the boys come home at the end of the day, you can bet your ass they would have ...
Thanks Jinx!
This one made my day....
Garchoreeena
I love how she says Garchitorena. Brings the lolz....
So, Is It True?
"Have you ever thought of having sex with anyone of my friends?"This question knocked the wind's off Erbe's sails.He went red and then he began to blubber, and he finally exclaimed forcefully, "Dai!!!""Okay, now I know you're lying. So, c'mon tell me...
The Number One Fan
I'm on a blog roll here. :)Yesterday, at about 3 in the morning, Erbe was nagging me for two things -a. That we have food delivered from Jollibee or Biggs.b. That I download Gary V's and Michael J's music for him.He was born in 1975 and he grew up ...
2:16 AM
I'm happy today. Well, I'm always happy; although, I get grumpy from lack of sleep. Anyway, as I was saying, I am happy about several things today:a. Paige is ready for school! My mother got her into this daycare thingy. I thought that she wasn't re...
Erbe 1: Me 1,980,456
Art for me and Erbe is a competition. We like to get into the "Who's the better artist?" argument every time we get the opportunity. It's so stupid sometimes especially since we haven't actually made anything artsy for the last five years except he...
Well, I'll Be Damned!
Bastos Ka! Bastos!
Earlier, Erbe was complaining, "Ba, hilingan na ini si nene o, habo na naman magbulos!"Suddenly, Paige shouted at her papa, "Bastos ka!"Surprised, Erbe asked, "Tano?""Bastos ka!""Bastos!""Bastos!"That caught my attention. But like Erbe, I had no ide...
Aling Dionisia or Katrina Halili
This is a survey in Facebook. After I voted for Aling Dionisia, I saw the results and obviously more people thought that she is hotter than Katrina Halili! Hah! The 9 people who voted for Halili must have 300/300 vision. :)...
Friend Request: Hookin' Up: Supernews!
You really have to watch this video. I swear! It's effing hilarious! It'll have you in a stitch. It'll make your day!...
The Dancing Attorney
We attended this party earlier and I took a video of the paper dance game (Erbe and Paige were on the game), but after I saw it, I didn't like how it came out. It was very noisy. Anyway, it's in YouTube. I uploaded it just the same just so I can save...
WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS
I saw this email from Erbe's inbox. Okay, I snooped. There! Are you happy? Well, anyway, this one was from my friend -- MY friend. Okay, I know that does not excuse me. Still.Well, are you going to read or not?!Here it is! Enjoy! WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ...
Tattoos and Curly Hair
While waiting for my computer to boot, I passed the time by doodling this stupid butterfly figure on my knee.Just killing time... This is my frustration though. I want to have a tattoo and I have a very good idea what I want to have --This one means,...
Lindsay Lohan's Funny or Die Vid
I love a girl who can laugh at herself. This is actually funny. I don't care what you think. :) "Review My Post and Get Paid! Seriously!"...
He Can Be So Irritating Sometimes
After talking to my friend's husband, I asked Erbe, "Ba, pano mo naaraman padangat taka?"He said, "Malambing ka.""No, seriously, how do you know? Kung may maghapot saimo ano simbag mo?"He said, "Nabubuhay sia para sako."Huh? Seriously? "What the heck...
Erbe on Cheating
Lately, I have been telling Erbe that I'm freaking lucky to have him. You see, he loves me to bits. Of course, those who know our real story also know that I love him just as much.Anyway, there are two things that have made me realize how lucky I am....
