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My drawings and sketches, sometimes with a short fictional description to go along with them.
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Virgin Mary and Jesus Christ
Mary holds Jesus after he's lowered from the cross.The cropped version works much better than the full because it disguises their oversize heads....
Baptismal Jesus
"IT IS I WHO GAVE BAPTISM TO JESUS OF NAZARETH," spoketh John the Baptist. "I just didn't expect to get that reaction, is all..."...
Baptismal Jesus, In Progress
I thought that so far the drawing was coming out pretty good, so I better commemorate it before I muck it up. I THINK I'm doing Jesus Christ getting baptized, but being slightly turned on by the dripping water. I can see from this photo t...
Jesus: Completed
I was plenty upset to discover I had an ink stain on the side of my hand! I guess that unintentional ink spot on the picture will be Satan or something.Bloody Jesus Christ dying on the cross with ensuing turbulent weather......
Jesus In Progress
I had to take a neck ache/football break while drawing this. I know the hands are going to give me the fits, especially that small. So I'll come back to it in an hour or so.On a side note: Dear God, did ya have to rain out yesterday's ALCS game so...
Jesus Christ Has Nicely Shaped Eyebrows...
Video Presentation
Some of my drawings and slap-dash photo editing......
Naked Virgin Mary and Unresponsive Baby Jesus
I don't know why I was feeling particularly morbid today, but here we have Mary in denial that her child was stillborn. Somehow this just seems a little too mean....
"I Thirst..."
Crucified Jesus got all dehydrated and thirsty but that Miller High Life delivery guy had come by and decided they didn't deserve the High Life, took all their beer, and left them with nothing but a big ol' helping of common sense......
Video Experimentation...
Since I've used this clip on both of my other blogs, I figured I might just as well put it here also, seeing as how the drawings are all from here. Me and Longinus are both ones for the overkill, it would seem...Created with Picasa Movie Maker......
A View From Behind...
Not that I've heard of anybody in particular that was standing behind Jesus during his crucifixion, but I thought, "Hmmm, that would be an interesting angle that I haven't tried before," and here we have it......
He's Got...Six Toes!!
Setting: The Chapel of the AscensionLeaning in for a closer look, Marta noticed that Jesus had six toes. Upon hearing that his secret was out, Jesus thought, "Man, I knew I shoulda worn סנדלים"...
The Kiss Of Judas
This was meant to display a conflicted Judas right before he threw Jesus under the bus (chariot?), but it kind of seems like maybe an instantly regretful Judas. Later on he apparently hung himself and got sent straight to Hell......with the caves, a...
Jesus Profile
This drawing gave me the total fits and a stiff back. I had no clue how to get the perspective right so I just kept redoing his body in slightly different positions until it looked at least human. I'm pretty satisfied with how it turned out, though...
Jesus Cries A Little...
"It's not so much the beatings, it's the tacky crown," Jesus thought. "It's so 10AD..."...
A Load ON!
Jesus Christ looked over at Mary Magdalene with a look that spoke louder than words, "This shit is HEAVY!"...
Defiant Jesus
Jesus Christ said, "Fuck you, Bitches, I'm not going up on that cross 'til I finish my Marlboro." At this, they resumed their scourging of him....
Jesus Winks
Jesus Christ is in on the joke. He wasn't really resurrected, he just snuck out of a trapdoor in the back......
