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Hasta la Helen...or, Thanks for the Mammaries
I always had a vague idea in my mind that when I finally shut this thing down, I'd do it on some significant anniversary, or with some sort of fanfare.That's not to be the case.Thing is, I'm just done. I don't have anything left that I wish to expres...
Helen Damnation in a handbasket
Interesting realization: The more "sins" I commit in a given day, the happier I seem to be. I did at least three things before 8:00 this morning that, by all rights, should condemn me to eternal hellfire and torment. And yet the smile, it leaveth...
If only everyone were so lucky...
All I have to say on the fifth anniversary of Bush's war against everything good and decent is that I'm overjoyed that my boy Richie managed not to get killed in it, and that we had a chance to celebrate that fact. Yeah, that's all I'm gonna say. Be...
I'm not really back, but...
I thought I was utterly over blogs and anything to do with them.Then I saw this. Thanks Paul. One more reason to love you....
Helen Damnation, Event Producer
This is what you New York peeps are doing on March 1, just so's you know... Graphics by the Motherbrain, Jeremy Wolfe Kivett.This is your chance to meet the boy, see. And your chance to welcome my friend Richie home after the two-plus years he spent ...
Obligatory holiday posting...
Happy Hallmark Day, chitlins.I guess Valentine's Day is a good day on which to admit to y'all that a big portion of the reason I'm not around here much anymore is that I have...uh...a Valentine. A fully awesome one, too. And you know, we're often b...
