Dudley B. Dawson
Love it. My only wish is that the piece about Cap'n Crunch also paid tribute to Sir Grapefellow and Baron Von Redberry, defunct General Mills cereals of yesteryear.
Blog Detail
The Nothing Report
http://thenothingreport.blogspot.com
The Nothing Report is my World, The world inside my head that I generously share with you, the reader. I will metaphorically rip your brain from your skull, diddle it a little, and put is back in your head with a nice little bow.
- Added on: Jul 10th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Beau Horner
- Listed in: Observational Humor Social Commentary
- Tags: insane funny humor sex porn random
Recent Posts
Halloween is Like Wal-Mart Cosplay
It's again one of those days that are supposedly there to either fatten wallets or entertain innocent children by doing things that don't normally make sense in any other context. Halloween is one of these "special days" among our all-time favorites ...
The Nothing Report @ Wiki Answers For the Win
Behold, The Nothing Report is now on Wiki Answers, defeating the most simple of questions.....Well... I'm on there.I'm going by the user name "BailNobra", just because it's my favorite Robot Chicken clip; so be my guest, ask a stupid question. Someon...
The Pork Medallion Maneuver (Patent Pending)
I was originally going to write about something the rest of the world thinks is important, like the Obama Peace Prize thingy, or maybe something to do with Marge Simpson letting her "hair down" so to speak, posing nude in Playboy; which should give n...
O.J. Says: "It's Not a Tumor"...or Was That Someone Else?
With all the excitement involving my web show and the fact that somewhere in the world, right now, there is a two-toed sloth just pounding away on his fuzzy female, one couldn't possibly be able to contain themselves. Here we have the dilemma to live...
For the Love of Comedy
The reason why I haven't been posting lately is that I and a trusted colleague of mine have been working on coming up with a web show to make its debut as soon as possible. We've had the idea in our heads for a little while now, but now we have the m...
Why Are You Stabbing Yourself? Why Are You Stabbing Yourself?
To get this out of the way, I thought I should warn you and your family for future reference, considering my crazy, sporadic soldiers once again broke through the protective stone structure that is Castle Wifey-wife and fertilized the Egg in the Iron...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 4.97 out of a possible 5 based on 33 comments.
Arcticulates
1. Content(writing styles, etc.)
This blog has some very original thought aspects written in such a way that the author takes the common everyday things in life and well... makes them seem uncommon. He has a very artistic writing style that will make you feel like you are right there in the middle of whatever he is writing about. Which sometimes can be a tad bit uncomfortable... but done in such a way that you don't realize your uncomfortable until after you read 5 or 10 posts. lol.. Full of humor, irony and classic comedy! I loved reading it.
2. Colors (eye-catching, blends, etc.)
Is black considered a color? Actually it works really well with this dark humor.. Just kidding. But it does work well with this blog. It helps keep the focus on the content!
3. Fonts (Background contrasts, etc.)
The fonts chosen for this blog are perfect for easy reading and the right size to prevent eye fatigue. The lighter color is great against the black background, and I was happy to discover that the pastel colors look great on black. I have seen bright neon colors used before, and this is the first time for the pastel colors, It really helped with any harshness of white on black. Great Job!
4. Layouts (orderly, theme etc.)
The layout for this blog seems to be just what it needs. It directs the focus on the content and pictures that are added to the content. The header is great... Things look crisp and clear.
5. Navigational (working links. etc.)
All the links that I clicked on seem to be in great working order, and navigation on this blog is easy! It is nice to see that finding where to click to get to the information offered on this blog is easy, and usually just takes a quick glance to find.
Beau Homer: You have such a unique funny bone. I like your writing style and your wild imagination.. You definitely have a great blog and I see it growing more and more popular as more and more people start discovering it. Humorous looks at everyday happenings in life are what people need these trying days and your blog encourages that. I enjoyed my visit.. and will be back to see what else you've been up to.. Thank-you!
~K Fields
Tatiana V
I like the style of your blog and you writing Beau... Keep up the great work and I'll be visiting often :)
Doson
When it comes to humor blog, there's always humor in it.
A humorous blog filled with personal experiences.
There's a personal touch in this humor blog.
It's worth.
Hyderabadiz Team
I envy your nothingness as well your support to the BC community.
You rightly said (and I paraphrase your positive out-look and insightful inner-look): I just don't visit; I just don't see; I leave my visual signature (in the form of reviews).
Good breeds good, keep up.
april
off the hook!
Mr. I
Hmm, cool blog!
Jeff
Uncle Beau is obviously smoking some good shit... AND he sharing it!
JD at I Do Things
I laugh, I cry, I throw up-cry. Then I just throw up. But then I laugh again!
Damon
Beau is off the medication, and he's feeling MUCH better now!
Johnny Virgil
The nothing report is chock full of good nothingness. Funny nothingness, but nothingness just the same. check it out.
Kathy Frederick
Hilarious blog. Even Billy Preston thinks so.
Jesse
Dude, I shot milk outa my nose man!
Rob
I am addicted to this blog. Great stuff !
Jesse
You took a dump on my brain and left me to clean it up. I guess that's a good thing!
Rickey Henderson
Rickey approves of this blog!
SinisterDan
This is blog is like a Knopfler guitar solo, but with fewer strings and old British people.
leigh
nothing ever looked this good before.
Chris Cameron
Nothing? Nothing? There is actually something when it comes to humor and this blog. But then again, it might have been a skin rash, I don't know.
CrummyJoel
Seinfeld only thought they were talking about nothing. THIS is how it's done, friends.
Peg Cypher
Ineffective observations is what I live for! Great blog!
Static
The Nothing Report without a doubt is a no-brainer, it's a hands down, no questions asked, most effortless, positively serene blog about...absolutely NOTHING!
You can't get something for nothing unless you start with Nothing Report. No one should say NO to this kraptastic site! What do you have to lose if you visit now. Nothing? That's right, nothing.
brent
When it comes to nothing, no one does it better.
Stephanie M
I come to this blog with nothing in mind, and without fail, come away with something. Which is way better, in my opinion, than going to a blog with something in mind, and coming away with nothing.
mac daniels
This is where I come to look for nothing. But I never find it. Instead, great entertainment.
Nanny Goats (Margaret)
This blog should be called The Sumthin' Sumthin' Report.
It's High Larry Ass!
LOBO
Any friend of Batman ...
The Hypocritcal one....
Guarunteed to give belly laughs...even though the picture above has a guy with a creepy mustache.
Bee
Don't be afraid of his picture, this guy is FUNNY with a capital... well, FUNNY.
Thaddeus Stanley
This blog is like Extreme Home Makeover for my funnybone
Rob Kroese
The Nothing Report makes me smile the way I do when I'm touching my special area.
Beau Horner
I personally think this blog is the shizzy.
Much ADO about NOTHING! - funny stuff, crazy graphics, disgusting pics, nice place to hang out for awhile, or even longer..
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