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THE OFFENDED BLOGGER
http://www.offendedblogger.com
"Being offended is a consequence of leaving one's house" ~ Fran Lebowitz
- Added on: Dec 16th, 2007
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: offendedblogger
- Listed in: Humor Observational Humor
- Tags: politics news humor sex blogging satire
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The “Thou are not Forsaken Haiti!” Offensive
When I heard about the horrible earthquake in Haiti, like many Americans I was struck with feelings of sorrow, guilt and self righteous indignation. And, like many Americans, I had to ask myself, "Why is it that every time some third world countr...
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The “New Year’s Resolution Solution” Offensive
According to scientific research (funded with your tax money and conducted by moi!), you should never make a New Year's resolution because despite the fact that most of them revolve around things like losing weight, exercising more and/or giving ...
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The “Official ‘Who is Allowed to be Offended by Christmas’ List” Offensive
Despite the fact that there are many out there who feel they have the right to be offended by Christmas, there are actually only a handful who have a legitimate claim to this yearly tradition. That's right, and as THE international expert on all ...
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The “Offended Blogger Official Definition” Offensive
OFFENDED adj. of-fend-ed Repulsed, disgruntled, disturbed, downright pissed off: I am offended by things like: moving from Blogger to Wordpress and having Google de-index me in practically all of my top keywords (except extreme sodomy, self te...
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The “Offended Blogger Official Definition” Offensive
OFFENDED adj. of-fend-ed Repulsed, disgruntled, disturbed, downright pissed off: I am offended by things like: moving from Blogger to Wordpress and having Google de-index me in practically all of my top keywords (except extreme sodomy, self te...
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The “Disney’s Princess and the Frog Opens Doors” Offensive
Closet doors that is… Erm, not that there’s anything wrong with it. Ish. Tweet This! Share this on Facebook Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon Share this on FriendFeed S...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 4.95 out of a possible 5 based on 148 comments.
Freddie L. Sirmans, Sr.
Just browsing through.
mwaybob
You're site made me do a laugh, several times!
taoofscott
as we age we become disturbed by the fact that we don't desire sex as much as we did before the gobble of the turkey neck, before the belly slipped it's leash, before we looked in the mirror and realized that we no longer wanted to have sex with our selves. But when one of us does retain a "healthy drive you young people say that WE are perverted as well as disgusting. Of course you're right but shit, you wait, you'll see.
Fitness Reporter
great site, love it, i am a regular viewer now you can join my friends group if you so wish. take care
Fitness Reporter
great site, love it, i am a regular viewer now you can join my friends group if you so wish. take care
Chris Cicchelli
Your blog is pretty awesome. Keep churnin out the good stuff!
James
Hahahaha. Hahahaa. Two thumbs up man, funny blog.
chuck Harrison
Brilliant blog! Excellent blog, I'm highly offended and laughing my ass off! Well done!
The Cheap Slut
OMG! I have not had soooo much fun reading a blog in a long time. This is great! You better keep updating this.. I still have soooo much to read. Very funny and amazingly a lot of true points are hit!
Jack W.
You do good work.
leisureforte
nice!!
Brad Clardy
What a spin with words. I enjoyed every minute of it. Great layout!
Blaze
awesome blog
C. Andres Alderete
Nice. I just had a 3-foot offending stick removed from my ass. It was gnarled and thorny, and I had it replaced when I realized I was taking the easy way out and not dealing with my anal retentiveness.
Project Savior
Funny stuff keep it up, I'd be offended if I wasn't too busy laughing my ass off.
BARISTA
Just found this blog and i love it
Beaman
Funny and enjoyable reading.
Kip
I love your blog! :)
Lola
Forget Lisa Lampanelli, OffendedBlogger is the reigning queen of hilarious mean. The design, the content and the personality of this blog reaches through the monitor and slaps you in the face, as if to say "quit b*tching and laugh". A+++++++
Cee
Super funny!
Keg of Wisdom
wow great site...hope to be added to your material one day...keep up the good work...
Kevin John
I dream of Chelle B at night....for hours.
chsegersmom
Spoken like a true smart-ass!
I love it, keep up the good work!
http://endangeredowner.blogspot.com
August Mayfield
How fabulous are you? You've made me late for work. In fact I'm sending the link to my work email.
techbot.net
your blog is way too extreme offensive am enjoin it,,, some day if u disappear u can contact me...lolz...i have a crush on u more then your blog!!!
wirote
I already added your blog.Its good blog.
Jeff Mann
It tickles me sideways and I'm rarely tickled.
Damo
I love it, cant live without it I need it, I get withdrawal symptoms when I don't read it!
Marlene Hodgson
One of a kind. Excellent and entertaining blog. It was nice to finally laugh today... ;0p
Qelqoth
This is the worst 70's clothing and accessory weblog on the planet. I spent at least two hours here and while the posts were funny, I found nothing on 70's clothing and accessories. I'm repulsed.
John Frank Roberts
great blog -really made me laugh HARD!
offendedblogger
I have a crush on this blog. :)
offendedblogger
In case someday I disappear and end up in a Google political prisoner of camp somewhere, I just wanted a chance to thank all of you.
I mean it.
You are what keep me going every single day and if it wasn't for the fact that I know you are out there, waiting to be offended, I would have given into the pressure of political correctness.
I love you all and hey, thanks for being my #1 fan.
Oh, can I borrow $20??
Sherri
Funny stuff!
Parivaat Wongmars
Good +++
Angie Stafford
One of the funniest blogs I've ever read! Brilliant sense of humor. Made me laugh so hard my sides hurt.
Sharon
Thumbs up girl! You just do your own thing and let your individuality shine through. Will be back for more!
Vex
Hey, your new site looks great. I was wondering though about the levels. My blog isn't funny enough to be blogger level. And I'm too lazy to be considered a stalker groupie. Is there a level for lazy-ass email subscribers?
april
how can anyone not give u a ten?!
Johnny Virgil
I like this blog. Makes me laugh every time.
Rob
You have a great site and a wonderfull sense of humor. I have to read daily to make sure I don't miss anything
SinisterDan
While we seem to have a glut of Idaho bloggers, this is still great stuff.
Seriously, Idaho: smarten up
april
if i was gay, i'd ask u to marry me.
Chris Cameron
I am deeply offended by the feather in the top-right corner of your logo. OMG that's not a feather!
brent
This blog offends me in the most personal way.
Which is why I always laugh at it so offendedly.
Jeff
I love the Offended Blogger. We NEED someone like her to make fun of the offensiveness of the world. Plus, she's a fellow Angry Seafood interviewee - so that makes her extra cool.
Peg Cypher
Don't take this the wrong way, but if I played for the other team, based on this chick's humor, I'd be all over her.
J. Hall
Always Funny
JD at I Do Things
Wheee! Funny. And I'm hardly offended at all!
mac daniels
Like all white people, I like to be offended. Here's where I get my fill.
Rickey Henderson
Rickey strongly approves of this blog and advises that you govern yourself accordingly.
Margaret
This blog is hilarious, funny, witty, and yes, at times offensive. Which is precisely why I love it!
leigh
chelle b rocks. nothing is sacred. those easily offended can go to hell! but those who are not should definitely stop by!
chatblanc (aka Sandy)
Chelle rocks! Offended is on my blogroll. I highly recommend. Always a great read!
Bee
How funny is her blog?? Well, I had to scroll down for 5 minutes so that I too could give her a big fat 10! I don't know where she gets her ideas but I'm happy she shares them!
The Hypocritcal one....
Don't let the pretty cartoon girl fool you at the top of her page...this woman has some serious kick ass offensive comedy.
LOBO
It's high-speed road rage for the internet.
WTG Al Gore.
Beau Horner
Let's kick your rating up a peg! Great blog!
not a real peg....I'm not actually kicking pegs. Who does that?
Thaddeus Stanley
HEE HAW Funny!!!!
No Cleaning Here
When I'm not offended, I really love this blog!
Rickey Henderson
Rickey heartily approves of this blog.
Damon
Sometimes the best defense, is a good OFFENSE.
Nice work Chelle.
J
A perfect balance of humor and naivete. Always enjoy stopping by.
Rubi Rockets Gossip page
your blog put a smile on my face, love it
Rob Kroese
"Offensive" is probably my least favorite word in the English language, because people use it to make other people responsible for how they feel. The OffendedBlogger throws that crap right back in their face. Excellent work.
Garnzo
Very funny and very rude. Death to political correctness!
R.G.
This blog is an absolute riot!... one post is funnier than the next... or the last... or however the hell you say it... I would highly recommend it to all of those who are not so easily offended and even more so to those that are!
Ocean
Being offended never felt so good!!!
Achuna
Saw ur blog in the popular list of BC lead programmer. Hope u notice that.
http://thegoodknife.tumblr.com/
Michael de`OZ
Nice blog
Joe
I am highly offended every single time I read this blog, and wouldn't have it any other way. :)
It's the perfect blend of offensiveness, humor, and tacos.
Johnnychandler
Hey I thought i would be all crying because i am cheaply offended! I like the way you write and you have taste yummy!
Jeunelle Foster
Chelle you are a real Gem to this Community.
I love your easy going way, your humor and heart.
You are a beautiful person and I am happy to have met you here at BC. Your blogs are exceptional. Great work.
Jubie
Very insightful offensive observations!!! Great humor! Thanks for sharing your talent!
proofpositivity
Ok, I'm offended. Nah, I lied. Love your offensive blog. :)
Scott Arciszewski
Never stop offending people. :D
kirs10dee
Please keep offending me! I can't get enough!
Nomadic
Offended blogger is a breath of fresh air. She is as sharp and insightful in her blog as she is on discussion boards. Along with Ekim, I rate her at the top for entertainment and will be sure to include a link from my hugely popular Nomadic-Wisdom site. Watch your hit rate increase now by at least 1 or 2 per month.
Lisa
OMG HILARIOUS CHICK!! Come visit my Circle someday.... I WILL RETURN!!!
The Minimalist
Very funny liberating blog!
Matthew Becker
Blowing, handicaps, and beating children. You've made my dreams come true today.
Qelqoth
Kick ass.
timethief
This blog is absolutely hilarious. It's right at the top of my humor blog reading list. The blogger's outrageous sense of humor never fails to deliver interesting observations about those things that offend us.
Captain Obvious 22
This site is insanely hilarious - the author is a twisted, mad, bastard - funny as hell. Cheers.
Robin Easton
YOU GO GIRL! I admire you because you touch all the issues that other people might secretly want to touch but don't dare and you do it with style and humor. You rattle the cages and it makes me laugh! You gotta love this gal! :)
JD
very very funny
i'm thinking of rebranding my blog
'the co-defendant blogger'
have to commit a crime first,however ....
Kevin
If I ever see her in an alley I am cutting her.
Er...
I mean great blog.
Irv Callaghan
PRETTY FUNNY STUFF
Bridget Ayers
Great blog!
Victorine Surette
Full of fun surprises!!! i kept scrolling down to see what other delights I'd encounter!
John Sullivan
Great design,awesome content Excellent a 10+
Lucy
Oh my!
That thing about you loving Jesus the taco truck driver - classic! I actually got off my seat to go tell my hubby about that lol.
Fantastic, witty writing - keep up the good work. I'm gonna be a regular reader :)
Barry
This blog keeps me rolling! I don't know how you do it, but I am glad you do.
LMAO at your own line: "You know, if I didn't write this blog I would still read it 12 times a day. :)"
tahtimbo
I love it! I am so tired of reading things that are so sanitized as to offend nobody, that you end up with an article as stale as last weeks' bread. Keep it up.
Nicole
Really funny stuff....makes me laugh my ass off
NancyEllyn
Funny, funny, funny!
Right Commentary
Always amusing... :) Offending from coast to coast... :) Read it and the companion site daily...
Edwin Reyes
simply a Great blog... that's why it's popular... congrats
Sarah Michelle Spinosa
Congratulations. Yours is the only non-political RSS feed on my site! If you ever need fodder, Orange County has plenty of stuff to mock!
SMS
tony
love the blog, had me laughing,
had to add you to my blog so i could share your humor...wrote a small review
Justin Wright
I love your blog, nothing beats church signs with offensive sayings on them. Ha Ha! All your posts made me laugh. I will be returning frequently :)
2008ChinaTours
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azureislands
Great blog...most of us laugh so little!!! Will check back for more!!! ~H~
Max Miroff
Reading this is like reading a funny blog about offensive stuff.
Well, actually, that's what it is. And it works. :)
Heidi Cudnik
Lots of fun here! Really enjoy it and it is a nice diversion from daily life. You have a great sense of humor!
Lula Lee
oh man a+ this is awesome
Ekim
It's like an appendix on the bowels of the internet. A little pocket for the crap that is hard to digest.
Michele
I love your blog! It's always a pleasure to read your posts and see what you will come up with next. Your are the Bestest!
Jack Payne
Not exactly the Paris Hilton of American culture, Chelle has her own way of throwing us a life line to the absurd, ridiculous, the totally outrageous. Go, go, girl!
Joshua
I freaking love this blog! Keep up the good work
Keeper of The Way
All hail the new Queen of the Hill! Your humility is evident, so The Keeper hopes his praise does not offend...
Jinksy
I admire others with slightly skewed viewpoints, and Chelle seems to have that.
They won't let me rank you 9.99 (noone's perfect), so I'll have to round down to a 9. Aw...okay...a 10.
Don Lewis
Don't you just love that someone gave you a 9? I mean you're almost perfect. They don't say why you're not quite perfect, in fact they don't talk about your blog at all.
Whereas I have read your blog like forever. You always make me laugh (and occasionally blush).
Plus you're from Idaho which shows your good taste as well.
Nevertheless, you are sucking limited readership away from my blog. So I'm only giving you a 1. You must be stopped.
(Damn sticky keyboard.)
Pentad. Simplifying Life and Love
Chelle had too much good karma comin' into this lifetime. She had to blow a few points, or else risk Sainthood...which would mean her never again being allowed to use the word, feckin'.....and, we can't have that!!!! Pffft. Hey, I nominated it. Of course it gets a 10.
Diamond_Digger
Absolutely one of the funniest blogs on the internet! She is going to rule the world...you mark my words! Oh...and just for you first-timers, when you go there be sure you've used the bathroom first and don't take a swig of anything while you are reading...it will end up on the screen and keyboard.
offendedblogger
You know, if I didn't write this blog I would still read it 12 times a day. :)
jchristensen1
Nosehair trimmer... classic.
Static
Very funny blog. I am entranced by offendedblogger's humor.
Your Majesty
Ah! A fellow traveler in the ADD world. Provigil and Latte here. One of the funniest blogs I have ever read.
FLOOG
First class blogging of the highest offensive order.
A belly laugh guaranteed on every visit. But you're putting offensive thought's into my impressionable mind.....
Hell, keep it up, I love it!
My Granny's Attic Antiques
Love ya dear!!!
kstafford
Chelle B's offendedblogger - the real deal Holyfield of amazing blogs. The blogger herself is one of the largest attractions as her sense of humor permeates everything she writes. One of the most amazingly funny people I've had the pleasure of conversing with over cyber-space. The blog becomes an instant favorite add to those willing to check their easily offended skirts at the door.
Anok
Who doesn't love a ballerina with a sharp tongue, twisted wit, and a Willy?
Angelica Alaniz
You sure did keep me going ....lol
Scott Arciszewski
Epic win.
Kevin Goodman
There are many imitations but only one offendedblogger.
trisna
Another hilarious blog... My favorite... Two thumbs up for you and applause (^^,)
GO! Smell the flowers
No smoke or mirrors here!
Highly recommended and a great contributor at the boards!
1st class!
gintexsun
Love the brutal, tell it like it is, attitude.
Keala
I love your blog. I'm favoriting you babe.
Judi
Great blog! So funny!
Iversen
Which Soccer Team You are suporter??
Descartes
I see you hit the front page here as one of the most popular blogs-Congrats.
Claire
For no pants in high school
Kathryn Cleve
Absolutely wonderful blog!!! You are very funny.
Looks good. Reads good.
You go, girl!
Kathryn
GlossGreen
OK, just checked out your blog, and I'm impressed. Not quite offended myself yet, but I'll give it time.
lynyrdschuyler
offended booger, you make Idaho proud of things other than 'taters
phlembol
Great job! I say, "Defend your right to offend" (while you still can.)
offendedblogger
Well thank you Deb! I am always afraid someone will take my blog the wrong way haha...
Oy, did I just admit that the Offended Blogger is afraid of offending?! The irony!! haha
Deb
I absolutely love your mind! I wasn't even offended! ;)
Linking you cause I want to come back and visit...maybe next time you promise to offend me?
Cheers!
Your Jewish Master
On the first submittal.
Yes, I am the man. ;)
offendedblogger
I love you people...you have fabulous taste!
Garg the Unzola
Great blog!
Model Elaine
You sure have one of a kind blog. I'll give you a 10 for being unique and funny.
offendedblogger
Yes, my first friend!
So to honor you, I will give you the $10 AND you can borrow my nose hair trimmer until you get down to the store to get one of your own...
lynyrdschuyler
love it. Am I your first friend here? 'cuz if I am, can I borrow $10, I need a new nosehair trimmer.
haha Love it! So funny! I wish I was game enough to write what I was offended by! For the record, you are spot on about Australian Censorship - I am WORRIED and WILL be annoyed beyond belief. They want to sensor out my livelyhood ahhhhhhh! You will know if it has happened as i will dissapear - To cyber delete me is offensive! VERY OFFENSIVE! Watch for my dissapearance its an assurity the process has gone ahead LOL
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