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THE OFFENDED BLOGGER
http://www.offendedblogger.com
Blogging the offended and the offensive... because they're out there!! ;)
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The "I Have Cooties!!" Offensive
No offense but:Yes, I, Chelle B. have the dreaded cooties.Don't worry, I'm sure I'll survive it.Maybe.*sniffles**coughs**sighs**cries*Crawls back in bed.Why can't they just keep their cooties to themselves over at humor-blogs.com?! :*(...
The "Recession Proof This!" Offensive
Hey, no offense to all those idiots out there who feel like they are doing me a favor by giving me unsolicited financial advice on what I should be doing to "recession proof myself", but I don't really need to be told by them what to do with my money...
The "WTF?! Friday" Offensive
Hey fellow offenders, it's Friday again and it's time for a special edition of WTF?! Friday. Today's topic was inspired by the very lovely (and not mean) earthlingorgeous who is a fellow blogger over at Blogcatalog.She had posted a question in the d...
The "Shameless? Why, Yes I Am!!" Offensive
Yep, it's true. I am shameless and damn proud of it! I really could care less if it offends anyone, either, because let's face it, life is too short to go around sporting an offending-ass stick all the time and I'd rather enjoy every moment of it rat...
The "I'm Green to the Extreme!" Offensive
You know that old saying, 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'?? Well, no offense, but that's exactly what I've decided to do by joining the masses and going green.Hey, don't look at me like that, it's not my fault!Look, I tried beating them but apparen...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 9.96 out of a possible 10 based on 51 comments.
Right Commentary Said:
Always amusing... :) Offending from coast to coast... :) Read it and the companion site daily...
Sarah Michelle Spinosa Said:
Congratulations. Yours is the only non-political RSS feed on my site! If you ever need fodder, Orange County has plenty of stuff to mock!
SMS
tony Said:
love the blog, had me laughing,
had to add you to my blog so i could share your humor...wrote a small review
Justin Wright Said:
I love your blog, nothing beats church signs with offensive sayings on them. Ha Ha! All your posts made me laugh. I will be returning frequently :)
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Max Miroff Said:
Reading this is like reading a funny blog about offensive stuff.
Well, actually, that's what it is. And it works. :)
Heidi Cudnik Said:
Lots of fun here! Really enjoy it and it is a nice diversion from daily life. You have a great sense of humor!
Ekim Said:
It's like an appendix on the bowels of the internet. A little pocket for the crap that is hard to digest.
Michele Said:
I love your blog! It's always a pleasure to read your posts and see what you will come up with next. Your are the Bestest!
Jack Payne Said:
Not exactly the Paris Hilton of American culture, Chelle has her own way of throwing us a life line to the absurd, ridiculous, the totally outrageous. Go, go, girl!
Keeper of The Way Said:
All hail the new Queen of the Hill! Your humility is evident, so The Keeper hopes his praise does not offend...
Jinksy Said:
I admire others with slightly skewed viewpoints, and Chelle seems to have that.
They won't let me rank you 9.99 (noone's perfect), so I'll have to round down to a 9. Aw...okay...a 10.
Don Lewis Said:
Don't you just love that someone gave you a 9? I mean you're almost perfect. They don't say why you're not quite perfect, in fact they don't talk about your blog at all.
Whereas I have read your blog like forever. You always make me laugh (and occasionally blush).
Plus you're from Idaho which shows your good taste as well.
Nevertheless, you are sucking limited readership away from my blog. So I'm only giving you a 1. You must be stopped.
(Damn sticky keyboard.)
Pentad. Simplifying Life and Love Said:
Chelle had too much good karma comin' into this lifetime. She had to blow a few points, or else risk Sainthood...which would mean her never again being allowed to use the word, feckin'.....and, we can't have that!!!! Pffft. Hey, I nominated it. Of course it gets a 10.
Diamond_Digger Said:
Absolutely one of the funniest blogs on the internet! She is going to rule the world...you mark my words! Oh...and just for you first-timers, when you go there be sure you've used the bathroom first and don't take a swig of anything while you are reading...it will end up on the screen and keyboard.
offendedblogger Said:
You know, if I didn't write this blog I would still read it 12 times a day. :)
Your Majesty Said:
Ah! A fellow traveler in the ADD world. Provigil and Latte here. One of the funniest blogs I have ever read.
FLOOG Said:
First class blogging of the highest offensive order.
A belly laugh guaranteed on every visit. But you're putting offensive thought's into my impressionable mind.....
Hell, keep it up, I love it!
kstafford Said:
Chelle B's offendedblogger - the real deal Holyfield of amazing blogs. The blogger herself is one of the largest attractions as her sense of humor permeates everything she writes. One of the most amazingly funny people I've had the pleasure of conversing with over cyber-space. The blog becomes an instant favorite add to those willing to check their easily offended skirts at the door.
GO! Smell the flowers Said:
No smoke or mirrors here!
Highly recommended and a great contributor at the boards!
1st class!
Kathryn Cleve Said:
Absolutely wonderful blog!!! You are very funny.
Looks good. Reads good.
You go, girl!
Kathryn
GlossGreen Said:
OK, just checked out your blog, and I'm impressed. Not quite offended myself yet, but I'll give it time.
offendedblogger Said:
Well thank you Deb! I am always afraid someone will take my blog the wrong way haha...
Oy, did I just admit that the Offended Blogger is afraid of offending?! The irony!! haha
Deb Said:
I absolutely love your mind! I wasn't even offended! ;)
Linking you cause I want to come back and visit...maybe next time you promise to offend me?
Cheers!
Your Jewish Master Said:
On the first submittal.
Yes, I am the man. ;)
offendedblogger Said:
Yes, my first friend!
So to honor you, I will give you the $10 AND you can borrow my nose hair trimmer until you get down to the store to get one of your own...
lynyrdschuyler Said:
love it. Am I your first friend here? 'cuz if I am, can I borrow $10, I need a new nosehair trimmer.
