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The Pelican Ninja
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FML Post
Requested blog post: A woman asked me to write a blog about her. I met this hot 18 year old chick at an after party one night. Well, not so much as hot as I had about 14 shots and 9 beers. Well, and not so much as 18 as multiply 18 by 3. But ...
Top 10 Horror movie in the past 10 years.
This list is not based on any ratings, reviews, or revenue. I'm excluding Guillermo del Toro because his movies of late would dominate most of my list. 10. Ginger Snaps (2000) Do girls have it rough when they go through pube...
Worth taking up half my blog
5 Things to do While Infected Before You Turn Into a Zombie.
5. Call each of your friends and tell them you are going to infect them when they least expect it. It could be the piece of flesh in your Top Ramen. Or it could the 13 drops of blood in your Vitamin Water. No, you won’t taste it. 4. Deja vu. ...
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Blah is word that is sometimes used to express words or feelings where the specifics are not considered important. Nonsense. To write a Blah blog, I already established that this is going to be uninteresting and dull. I took some of the anx...
Journal Entry #3 of a Ninja
Ninja's are naturally weak. They like kissing boys more than killing or pillaging. If you are a woman, please smack any ninjas you see. If you are a man, please kiss them, they like it. So is the way of the ninja.----------------------------------...

