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Angst and philosophy of a superficially conventional man who has a secret life in which he succumbs to his greatest weakness: women! Lust, love and poor judgement combine to create a cocktail of emotion, twisted morality and humour. This is a tale of sex
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I love my blog
Warning: this post contains excruciatingly self-satisfied triumphalism that may cause nausea. I feel very good about the blog just at the moment. It has been a wonderful thing for me. I am feelin...
Mistress Wanted
Anyway, regardless of what that poll may have said, the need for BOTH love and affection AND sex are getting the better of me.This evening, I signed up to three different dating sites for married peop...
Time Out
When S and I resolved to end our affair for the second time she decided that she was going to quit her job and take a holiday of a lifetime in order to get over me. She bought a round the world ticket...
Mistress Candidates Queue Here
Over the last 6 years or so, I have made a hobby of meeting strange women in pubs.Apparently, I am not that unusual. I recently read somewhere that around 30% of the people who have registered with on...
Other Adultery Blogs
Most of the infidelity blogs in my blogroll are still being actively updated by their adulterous owners.A couple of fellow adultery bloggers seem to be at crisis points right now (see Nightside Jonny ...
Rant of a man who never learns
When I have a mistress, it all gets a bit too complicated for comfort. When I don’t have a mistress, I am lonely and I miss the excitement, the companionship, the secrets and the sex! Bloody ...
Companionship
Today, I realised I am lonely when I don't have a mistress. There is nothing like the companionship of a secret relationship. I used to look forward to my journey to work, talking to a sexy adulter...
Deliciously Bizarre Moments #1
S called me.“I want your advice”, she said.“Oh yes, what about?”“It’s Paul*. I’m thinking of dumping him.”Wow! This was fascinating. Here I was being consulted by my unmarried mistres...
Safe Sex and Extramarital Affairs
Intelligence and maturity don’t seem to apply when it comes to sex. Instead, common sense flies out of the window as lust and desire take control. I am not just talking about teenagers; I am talk...
Lynda Bellingham: The Sexiest Woman in the World
I once read that women come into their sexual prime at around the age of 35, whereas men peak at 17.Well, I’m obviously not so sure about the latter point, but the former was music to my ears. I hav...
My Blog is My New Mistress
Guess what! You will never believe it…W has accused me of having an affair!This has occurred because I have been spending a suspicious amount of time on the computer. She thinks I must be chatting o...
Kept Woman
S once told me that she would be my mistress forever if I paid off her mortgage. That way she would be able to work a 4-day week and call off her search for a husband.Her only condition was that she s...
Billie Piper is a Sexy Whore
I am developing a bit of a thing for Billie. Not only has she rekindled my interest in science fiction in recent years, but also she is to star in the TV dramatisation of the famous Belle de Jour blog...
I believe in love
Is it true that men sometimes have conversations in which they compare the number of women they have slept with? I can’t say I ever have. I half suspect that this kind of “down the pub” conversa...
That thing that is illegal in several countries
I have always known that I am a lover of the female posterior. It is said that heterosexual men fall into one of three categories: leg men, tit men and arse men. For me, it is bums, breasts, and legs ...
Ethical Threesomes
Check out this ingenious post on “time travel infidelity”.Surely there are enough dilemmas posed by real life sexual scenarios without having to create new ones with the aid of science fiction?I l...
Sex at Work
S drove to my workplace. She came to reception and gave the name Suzanne Barton, a pseudonym we had agreed in advance. The receptionist gave me a call and I came down to meet my visitor. S played the ...
Unprofessional Behaviour
I once compared notes on the experience of having an affair with a friend, a female barrister. On the topic of text messages, she agreed with me that text flirting with your lover can become an obsess...
My Life as a Movie Star
The affair was such an unworldly experience that S and I likened ourselves to the characters in a Hollywood movie. There we were in our secret bubble: the leading man and the leading lady in a special...
Lost Love
At work, I moved office a few weeks ago. Today, I finally got round to unpacking my things from a cardboard box. Amongst them, I found some photographs of S.I had to close my door whilst I sat looking...
Wendy James: The Sexiest Woman in the World
When I was a young man, the sexiest woman in the world was Wendy James of Transvision Vamp.I recently rediscovered her on YouTube.Be honest now, can anyone tell me of a sexier pop video? I don't think...
Kirsty Allsopp: The Sexiest Woman in the World
The blogger known as Scaryduck is quite possibly a pervert. However, this is not necessarily a bad thing in my opinion and he certainly makes up for it in taste. For Kirsty Allsopp could well be the s...
A Cautionary Tale
I think a little light relief is required after my last post, so let’s talk about phone sex!I once discussed the idea of having phone sex with my friend, C. She got brave for a moment and suggested ...
The Story of S – Part ONE
Many years ago, I remember feeling anger and hostility towards Sarah Ferguson when it became clear that she was involved in an extra-marital affair. The young Lazy Philosopher was outraged at her beha...
Morality
“Marge, I swear I never thought that you would find out.!” – Homer J. SimpsonI am ashamed to admit that I share Homer’s twisted personal morality, which is founded on the premise that an impro...