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The Pineapple Report
http://thepineappleprincess.blogspot.com/
A soapbox for a pineapple princess to rant and rave about the absurd and the mundane
Recent Posts
Sushi-a-no-no*
Don't get me wrong. I love sushi. I also love food trailers. Give me cupcakes, pizza or tacos out a food trailer any day. But there is just something wrong about eating sushi made in a food trailer on the side of the road. &nb...
it is with a not so heavy heart and a jammed pinky finger,
I am saying goodbye to the styrofoam rock. You may recall that in July a certain someone moved out without taking this gigantically stupid, phallic piece of shit.* Well, bulk trash day has finally arrived. Come Monday this albatross...
what a bummer
I've spent the past week of my life in utter turmoil. Mostly because everything in my house has placed in stacks in the middle of my rooms. I haven't been able to really cook or clean or do laundry this whole time because the entire insid...
I won! I won! I won!
Shirley writes a book
All month Laverne has devoted herself to my nanowrimo project. She has tirelessly slept on my feet or with her head next to my lap anytime I sat down to write. But Shirley was feeling really left out and upped the game last night. F...
My NaNoWriMo Progress
I haven't posted anything on my blog all month because I have been super busy devising new projects to undertake this month (such as furniture painting, working in the yard, cleaning my house, volunteering to be waterboarded). Er, I mean, ...
