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The Problem with Young People Today is...

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I hate the damned young people.

• Added on: Oct 3rd, 2009
• Country: United States
• Language: English

• Author: Don Mills
• Listed in: Social Commentary History
• Tags: old men get off my lawn speak up what's a tag where the hell am i? what's social media?

Recent Posts

• Resume Writing 101 for Young People

  Posted on Sunday November 29th, 2009 at 18:00 in funny, humor, resume writing, getting a job, miranda rights, factual proof of the idiocy of youth, old people are very clever

  My seniors centre recently placed an ad looking for janitorial help and received over 300 resumes in response. Given my experience in judging people, I was asked to help sift through them and identify potential candidates for interviews. While I was ...

• God Damned Know-it-All Young People Make me Furious

  Posted on Sunday November 22nd, 2009 at 18:00 in humor, random, ashton kutcher, first amendment, communists, elmo, scooby doo, pinheads, old men rock

  The problem with young people today is that they think they know everything. When I was a lad, young people were ignorant – and we were smart enough to know it. We understood that wisdom came with experience, maturity and age. Knowledge was the...

• Affronts to Old People #8: God Damned Young People Stealing our Illnesses

  Posted on Sunday November 15th, 2009 at 17:32 in humor, health care, heart attacks, childhood obesity, headgear, gall bladders, affronts to old people, old people got game

  Few things gall my bladder more than the fact that damned young people today seem intent on laying claim to all of the ailments that were previously the sole purview of senior citizens. There was a time not too long ago when you weren’t allowed to ...

• DANGER: Beware of Young People

  Posted on Sunday November 8th, 2009 at 18:01 in humor, random, safety tips for seniors, damned teen bears, teen scavangers, teenagers in your garbage

  I’ve heard from many seniors about their terrifying run-ins with young people. In response, I’ve prepared a simple pamphlet to help oldsters identify young people, avoid them and deal with chance encounters. (NOTE: I may have borrowed liberally f...

• God Damned Fearless Young People Scare the Hell out of Me

  Posted on Sunday November 1st, 2009 at 18:07 in Culture, humor, corporal punishment, general mayhem, old people rule!, young people are dangerous

  The trouble with young people today is that they have no fear of authority. Back when I was a boy, young people lived in a constant state of terror. We were frightened of our parents, terrified of police, petrified of a vengeful God and lived with th...

• Affronts to Old People #7: God Damned Teenage Trick or Treaters

  Posted on Sunday October 25th, 2009 at 19:01 in Culture, humor, halloween, furries, hard candy, i hate teenagers, affronts to old people, boxed raisins, have to love elaine stritch, trick or tweet

  Few things chaff my thighs more than damned teenagers who don’t know when to hang up the pillowcase and stop trolling for free candy on Halloween. I have no objection to doling out some boxed raisins or wintergreen lozenges to a damned 3-year old i...

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