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Raul's sporting chance
"When you don't score," says His Highness, "people don't recognise what you do on the pitch." Anyone seasoned observer of Raul's movements off the pitch know what's going on. Why else would the Siete ...
Real Madrid 4-3 Numancia
The Porn Star was brought in to bring back spectacular football to the Bernabeu. On the new season's home debut there was certainly spectacle, but not all the kind of Schuster's liking. "What matters ...
It was always going to happen
Deportivo 2-1 Real MadridWhy did anyone really entertain the thought that Real Madrid could finally put the weight of history behind them and win at Riazor? Miguel Angel Lotina was hours away from bei...
Thinking about Champions
When Liverpool and Chelsea kick off the Champions League semi-final next Tuesday, Real Madrid will be looking forlornly on and wishing it was them lining up. While the European Cup will have to wait a...
Real Madrid 1 -2 Roma (aggregate 2-4)
If it was Cesc Fabregas who retired Paolo Maldini with a speculative shot in Milan 24 hours before, perhaps it will turn out to be Mirko Vucinic who finished off Bernd Schuster. And Pedja Mijatovic. A...
Real Madrid 7 -0 Valladolid
"It surprised me that Valladolid came to the Bernabeu and played the way they did," said the ever understated Porn Star Bernd. He had just witnessed a demolition of of the visitors to the Bernabeu, br...
Real Madrid 3-2 Villarreal
'If Villarreal can't cause Real Madrid problems, nobody can,' wrote many observers in the build up to this match. In the end not even the third best team in La Liga could challenge the Blancos dominan...
Without the questions: Sneijder
It had been a long time coming. Wesley Sneijder hadn't scored since September, so when he found out that he had to give a press conference on Monday, he knew that if he didn't score against Osasuna al...
Guti off the hook
Guti has been given just one match suspension for his red card against Murcia. Real Madrid feared that his criticism of the referee after the incident, when the midfielder kicked Arzo while on the gro...
Guti says sorry, kind of
“I just lost it, and I apologise to the fans, the club, the coach and my teammates,” said Guti the day after his mindless red card against Murcia, only stopping short of getting down on his knees ...
Guti sets the tone
Murcia 1-1 Real MadridAfter eight minutes it seemed that the Robinho show of the last month was set to continue. A confident Real Madrid passed the ball crisply in the opening phase of the game and to...
Crystal Robben, and other injury woes
The Real Liga didn’t want to go in too hard from the start, in case the very speculation itself was enough to injury Arjen Robben. As it is, half an hour on international duty was enough to put the ...
While you were away
Just as suffering the life of a lonely singleton, self-employment and being that ‘one man band blogster’ is not easy. The Real Liga should know about all three, which means that while out trying t...
Lazio 2-2 Real Madrid
Just six weeks into the season and already Real Madrid are obsessing over taking the positive from matches. In Valladolid it was an undeserved point, against Getafe it was an equally unwarranted three...
Guti goes to the police
No, this isn’t one about another horrendous list of favourite albums named by a professional footballer. Jose Maria Gutierrez Guti (now add HAZ onto one of football’s longest names – in referenc...
No worries Guti
Guti isn’t worried about his place in the team, after the impressive form of Wesley Sneijder and Crystal Robben’s apparent return to fitness. “We are all going to play,” he says, not concerned...