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The Scrum
http://www.sportsmansdaily.com/thescrum/
The Scrum is the official blog of sportsmansdaily.com, a satirical news site covering all your favorite sports teams, players and more!
- Added on: Oct 10th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Barry Pavel
- Listed in: Satirical News
- Tags: sports comedy satire
Recent Posts
Allen Iverson’s Return to Sixers Sparks Increase in Marijuana Sales
Joint Venture. A I in 2002 after scoring some righteous weed. PHILADELPHIA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The Answer has returned. Allen Iverson is once again a Philadelphia 76er. Iverson, known for being a bit of a free spirit, thrilled fa...
Swing Coach Roger Hardwick Applauds Elin Woods’ Club Selection
Legendary Swing Coach Butch Harmon Applauds Elin Woods’ Club Selection ORLANDO, FL (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Tiger Woods’s 2009 Cadillac Escalade crashed into a fire hydrant and a neighbor’s tree as he was pulling out of his drivew...
Wilt Chamberlain’s 20,000 Women Banged Finally To Be Honored by NBA
Numbers Game. Wilt the Stilt showing off the night he scored 100. But, 100 what? PHILADELPHIA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — Next week the most dominant player of his or arguably any era in professional basketball will receive a po...
Turkey Executed at Dawn Wins Camp David Football Pool
One Lucky Turkey. Baker, the turkey is a bit cocksure of himself. WASHINGTON, DC (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — Just minutes after President Obama pardoned “Flyer,” the National Thanksgiving Turkey, the President condemned anoth...
LA Football Fans Abduct Jack Nicholson, Demand NFL Franchise Within Five Years
86% of LA Residents Unaware City Lacks Pro Football Team; 67% Give Nicholson’s Latest Movie, “The Bucket List,” Big Thumbs Up Heeere's Jack! Though an LA-based NFL team is nowhere on the horizon. Captors release photo of Jack Nicholson re-...
New Super Bowl Format: All Music; Twenty Minute Game to be Played at Halftime
Too many fallen pop idols on the field! The NFL says musical acts will be subjected to the same rigorous refereeing the players are. MIAMI (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — The NFL knows where its Superbowl bread is buttered – the halftime s...
