Recent Posts Tagged With 'beer'

• Beer Holster

  Posted on Friday December 4th, 2009 at 13:13 in reviews, beer, beer clothing

  While one’s ability to be a quick draw was prized in the Wild West, it’s less than laudatory to boast the same abilities armed with the device pictured here, the ‘beer holster, unless you’re planning on dashing someone across ...

• Coors Light Ad Attacks Canada’s Largest Market

  Posted on Tuesday August 18th, 2009 at 08:11 in beer, rants, ads, caption, beers

  At the risk of never having a free case of the stuff end up on our doorstep (if it did, we’d donate it to the food bank and help the less fortunate get a load on) a frat house would not feed Coors Light to their alcoholic dog. Coors Light is th...

• Lowering the Drinking Age

  Posted on Monday May 11th, 2009 at 09:22 in beer, drinking, laws, nanny state nonsense

  A powerful youth movement is afoot—not chastity rings, which admittedly are helpful in directing your pent up energy more successfully elsewhere— young Americans are fed up with the status quo and, like getting crummy wait service at a re...

• Top 10 Weirdest Beers

  Posted on Tuesday April 7th, 2009 at 23:02 in list, lists, beer, top 10

  Previously we covered booze-flavored toothpaste, just the thing for those looking to spruce up in the morning after by brushing their teeth with something that will give them an instant and sickening reminder of the night prior. These days, there is ...

• No Beer at Ball Games

  Posted on Monday April 6th, 2009 at 07:18 in sports, baseball, beer, toronto, nanny state nonsense

  The typical baseball game lasts about as long as The Godfather parts I and II, with long periods of inactivity punctuated by short bursts to the bathrooms to piss out all the suds used to down all the peanuts in the gallery. In these cheap seats, esp...

• Top 10 Beer Fashion Disasters

  Posted on Monday March 23rd, 2009 at 07:15 in list, lists, humor, beer, Fat, top 10

  If you’ve just beaten an Oxycontin rap, your wife or a personal ‘Rock ‘N’ Bowl best, you’ve probably got a closet full of these suds duds already. For everyone else, here are a few beer-themed sartorial choices that you ...

• Remote Control Beer Pager: Paging Doctor Drunk

  Posted on Wednesday November 19th, 2008 at 08:23 in beer, heroes, mad science

  Boozing, when done well, is the welcome opposite of work. Very little effort should go into a good booze-up; the drinker’s main concern should be remaining smilingly ruddy-faced while pouring the nectar down his or her gob and thinking capital thou...

• The Portable Beer Cooler: and now, a word from our sponsors

  Posted on Tuesday November 11th, 2008 at 23:26 in beer, heroes, bar, mad science

  As the keenly observant among you have noticed, we Shark Guys have elected to include Google ads on this site (we recommend clicking on them, repeatedly if you have to, as every 500th clicker wins a trip to Hawaii) and we’ve included this form ...