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Time for Joe Lieberman to Stop Straddling
Rejoice! Sanity has been restored to Washington.Senate Democrats demonstrated admirable ability to move beyond party pettiness. Senator Joe Lieberman, vocal supporter of Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain, will keep his chairmanships of the ...
Live Blogging Election 2008 Direct from NPR Studios
Woo-hoo! It's official. The Spewker will be live blogging direct from NPR studios in Washington, D.C. on election night. And I couldn't be any more excited!!Okay. That's not exactly true. I could be more excited. For instance, I could start jumping o...
Obama Buck Supporters Drink Racist Kool-Aid to Survive
"Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"Finally, the Chaffey Community Republican Women's newsletter published by apparent racist Diane Fedele confirms what Obama supporters have known all along.Inherently bigoted Americ...
Homespun Analysis of Biden-Palin Debate
"Stock Answers And Stick To The Talking Points" v. "Run With Momentum And Emphasize Strengths." That pretty much sums up performances by Sarah Palin and Joe Biden respectively in last night's debate. Look, I'm not beholden to any network or news cong...
The Part of Chicken Little Will be Played by President Bush
We interrupt the nation's impending catastrophic doom for the story time minute. Today's tender tale is that favorite children's classic, Bush'n Little.All around Bush'n Little there was nothing but ruin and collapse. One day, wayward debris plopped ...
Congressman Ron Paul Refuses to Endorse John McCain
And he's not the only Republican bucking the tide.Congressman Paul says he cannot endorse a candidate with whom he fundamentally disagrees on all the major issues. Federal reserve spending, taxes, education, foreign policy, and especially Iran. An im...
Sarah Palin's Family Pain Becomes Media Fodder
Inordinate amounts of incongruous baby sightings during Wednesday's Republican National Convention played like a public relations staging of family values.First up, Cindy McCain cradling a baby. Then it was Republican V.P. Nominee Sarah Palin's husba...
Low Down Rotten Sexist Pigs Like Rush Limbaugh Don't Change
Rush Limbaugh combines news, commentary, satire, music, and an eclectic sampling of listener opinion for a highly successful three hour daily radio broadcast. His program is syndicated throughout Northern America and via the Internet abroad, currentl...
Kung Fu Panda Kicks Chinese Behind
Since we can't seem to retaliate against the Chinese for poisoning our toys, tainting our pet food, and hacking sensitive computer operations, let's make 'em scream at the box office like a little girl. I'm talking a good old fashioned American patoo...
Nancy Sinatra Walks Those Boots Down to Capitol Hill
Remember the days when aspiring musicians and record studio bigwigs begged and bribed radio disc jockeys to promote certain songs on the airwaves? Everyone fantasized about befriending Wolfman Jack, DJ extraordinaire, immortalized in Harrison Ford's ...
Embattled Ohio Attorney General Resigns Over Sex Scandal
Okay all you wild and crazy politicians, for the last time, get it through your thick skulls. Stop acting like you're the Governor of New York. You are lowly public servants. The public isn't paying you good money to wet your doodles. If you want to ...
Operation Chaos Fuels Loathing for Limbaugh
Many moons ago, half-rated TV sitcom Hearts Afire ran an episode with a somewhat ignominious guest star. I say half-rated because although it starred the late John Ritter and had its bright spots, it never really found an audience. Another casualty o...
After Pennsylvania, Superdelegates Should Examine Crossover Republicans
Thought I got bored with the presidential election? Tuned out? Not exactly. The real answer, if you look and listen closely, can be found in this debate of talking heads.On the day of the all deciding, all knowing, all confetti breaking loose Pennsyl...
Resume Requirement for New York Governors
For the record, from this day forth, all candidates for Governor of the Great State of New York must be married and must cheat on their spouse.And for the record, I want to hurl every time I see a cuckquean spouse looking on with doe eyes as her bast...
Now that We Don't Have Eliot Spitzer to Kick Around Any More
Kristen, the lifelong Republican Gubernatorial Glaze Bucket, resigns.Spitzer Escort Press Conference on FunnyOrDie.com ...
Politics Online Shines Spotlight on The Spewker
A wise tech editor once lectured not to publicize one's dark blog. Most people won't notice and when you tell them, they'll think you're a wanker, he explained. Something along those lines.Duly noted. I have not been laid up with the flu as life in t...
A Barack Hussein Obama by any Other Name Would Still Smell as Sweet
Can I just say what I want to say without linking to anything? Because I'm so tired of backing up everything I say with fact checking links, I won't write this article if I can't just speak my mind. Why should I waste my time researching what I know ...
Predicting a Winner in Unpredictable Election 2008
Hillary Clinton is leading in the polls. No wait, John Edwards has made it a 3-way tie. No. Wait. Barak Obama is still in the lead. And Mitt Romney is still holding on, but,... View full content at The Spewker ...
Evan Sayet Demonstrates Cause for Political Divide
Have not been on Facebook in such a long time. Decided it was time for an update. Sent out many responses to e-mails, application requests, group requests, and initiated some... View full content at The Spewker ...
