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Scottish author Jim Murdoch discusses writing, his own and other authors, and muses at length about his fascination with the perversity of language. Veering from the nostalgic to the acerbic his blog will amuse anyone with a love of language.
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Son of So who in their right mind writes a sequel?
When I finished my first draft of Living with the Truth I was, as all of you who've written your first novel will know, pretty damn chuffed with myself. I had had no aspirations to be a novelist. I had never intended to write a novel in the first pl...
Aggie and Shuggie 15
Duggie: [Knock! Knock!]Shuggie: Oh, syoo. Whitya afta? Oor Maggie's no in.Duggie: Aye Ah know that n at. Ah wis achally lookin t'see yoo.Shuggie: Me? Whit fer?Duggie: Well, Ah heard oan the grapefine yoo wisa wee bit doon in the dumps cos yoor Jim ad...
Aggie and Shuggie 14
Maggie: Ma, how's m'da doin?Aggie: E's havin a wee lie doon, hen. E goat imsel inna awffe state aboot that last refyoo yer Unca Jim goat.Maggie: At wis no that bad, Ma.Aggie: Naw it wisne.Magge: Jahink e cud dae wi a wee bitta cheerin up?Aggie: Ah'm ...
Aggie and Shuggie 13
Shuggie: FAMELY MEETIN!Aggie: Whit's up?Maggie: Aye, Da, whirsa fire?Shuggie: Ah widneuv cawd a famely meetin if it wernt an ootanoot disasta.Aggie: Huv ye bin sacked?Shuggie: Wurs an at.Maggie: The dug's no deed?Shuggie: Een wurs an at.Aggie: Cairm ...
Aggie and Shuggie 12
Duggie: Mags. Mags!Maggie:: Ma da says Ah'm no sposte talk t'you.Duggie: How come?Maggie:: Cos yerra bad influence.Duggie: Ah'm no.Maggie:: Yoos are too, ye wee prick. Ye wis seen doon the gaswurks.Duggie: Ah don know whit ye mean.Maggie:: Ye do too,...
Aggie and Shuggie 11
Shuggie: Ag, whit d'ye know aboot Texans?Aggie: Texan? Is tha no a barra choclut?Shuggie: Aye, it yayst t'be but ye canne gettum ainy mair.Aggie: Cun ye no?Shuggie: Wull Ah've nae seen wan in doankey's years.Aggie: Gud. Ye shudne be stuffin ye face w...
Wise words of wisdom
Me today (yes, I always look that annoyed)I'm feeling my age. Actually I'm feeling someone else's age, a guy of about eighty-four. Suffice to say I'm getting to the age where I'm starting to see how well I might measure up to that eighty-four year-ol...
What it means to be a writer
Me at about 24 years of ageI don't really do the biography thing very often. I don't think I'm an especially interesting guy. I keep wishing I could come up with witty anecdotes like Ken Armstrong but I guess I've either lived a very boring life or â...
Jewelweed
Where do stories come from? Where do stories come from? I wish I knew. I really do. I'd up roots and move there. There are some where I know exactly where they've come from. Take my story 'Zeitgeist' foe example, I was sitting on a bus coming back fr...
Aggie and Shuggie 9
Aggie: Whur've ye bin? Ah'm freezin ma tits aff waitin fer yoo.Maggie: Sorry, Ma. Da kept me talkin an Ah wis late fer the bus.Aggie: Ah hope so. Jist as loang as yoo wurnae hangin aroun wi that Duggie Scoat character.Maggie: Ah wisne.Aggie: Wull yoo...
Aggie and Shuggie 8
Maggie: Da!Shuggie: Whit's up, hen?Maggie: Mere an luk at Sassy Mama Bear's site.Shuggie: Ah've no time fer weans' stuffMaggie: It's no weans’ stuff, Da.Shuggie: Aye it is, GingerloaksMaggie: She's no that Mama Bear. She's cawd Pennylope.Shuggie: Y...
Aggie and Shuggie 4
Maggie: Ma! C'mere, Ma.Aggie: Whit is it? Ah'm tryin t fix yer faither's tea.Maggie: Huv ye seen these new reviews af Unca Jim's book?Aggie: Does yer da know yer usin his comptuta?Maggie: Ah wis daen skulwork.Aggie...
Self Publishers Anonymous
In 1912 the English writer Adeline Stephen married the writer Leonard Woolf to whom she stayed married until 1941 when she committed suicide. The couple's marriage was actually a happy affair despite the fact she suffered badly from manic depression;...
Aggie and Shuggie 3
AGGIE: Shuggie!SHUGGIE: (snore)AGGIE: SHUGGIE!SHUGGIE: Whithefu?AGGIE: Have ye seen Rachel Fox's bloag t'day?SHUGGIE: Naw, Ah don't read her stuff. She rambles an Ah've enough wi wan wumman ramblin oan at me aw day long ...
Big brothers and blind poets
Seeing has always, to perhaps an extreme extent, been my sense of choice… I couldn't ever see or read enough. – Candia McWilliamBig Brother is back. Yay. I wonder what the ratio is these days between those who associate 'Big Brother' with the rea...
Aggie and Shuggie 2
AGGIE: Whit's qualia when it's at hame?SHUGGIE: Qualia?AGGIE: Aye.SHUGGIE: Is that no a wee burd, like a pigeon?AGGIE: Nah, that's a quail, ye daft bat.SHUGGIE: So where're ye readin aboot qualias?AGGIE: Oan Kay Sexton's bloag.SHUGGIE: Never heard af...
Aggie and Shuggie
AGGIE: Shuggie!SHUGGIE: Whit?AGGIE: Have ye seen oor Jim's bloag?SHUGGIE: Why?AGGIE: It's no there.SHUGGIE: Whidja mean, "No there?"AGGIE: Ah'm tellin ye, it's no there.SHUGGIE: Shove o'er. Let me look.AGGIE: See!SHUGGIE: Wait till Ah find ma glasses...
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible
Okay, Jim so where's your usual incisive and witty blog gone? Good question. Normal service will be resumed shortly. In the meantime I've had the first honest-to-goodness review of my novel and I'd like to share it with all of you. It's by a guy call...
Confident writing
I know I said it would be normal service again today but bear with me.There are a few things I could be good at in this life apart from being a writer but I don't think I'd make a good motivational speaker. For a writer I'm a pretty poor liar. I'm no...
Fighting with writing
If life hands you lemons make lemonade, so the old adage goes. It's the theme behind my latest blog which you'll find not here but on the Fighting with Writing blog, a site about a guy learning how to write. Tam, the blog's author, is a young bloke f...
The Ranfurly Review
I’m pleased to inform you that two of my short stories appear in Issue #2 of The Ranfurly Review, a relatively new Scottish literary journal. You can download a PDF on their site. The Ranfurly Review is the brain-child of Scottish author and poet, ...
Buy Fresh
A lot of attention was given to the Scottish Book of the Year winner, A L Kennedy, for her novel, Day, and I am sure deservedly so, but I never heard a peep about the Scottish First Book of the Year: Mark McNay's Fresh.Canongate, the publisher, very ...
Expletive Ê„#@%ing deleted
I don't swear, not real swearing, although I am partial to the occasional minced oath. I have sworn. I can swear. I don't have some sort of physical or mental impediment that prevents me from swearing nor do I support any ideology that either frowns ...
Just another fence thrown round the field
I was trying to remember the first book of poetry I bought. I don't have it anymore but it was a collection by the Glasgow poet, Tom Leonard. I bought it because it contained a lengthy poem with an equally lengthy title, 'A priest came on at Merkland...
Best Scottish Poems of 2007
Poetry Online's entries for the Best Scottish Poems of 2007 are now up and you should have a wee shuftie as we say here. What I particularly like about the entries is that they contain comments from the poets and the editors, some quite lengthy.If yo...
English in its underwear
Scots is English in its underwear. It's difficult to be pretentious in a language like that.I’m sorry to say that the above quote is not one of mine. I’m far from sorry to say that I knew the man who said it. William McIlvanney is a much-respecte...
