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• Thank you mommy

  Posted on Wednesday November 26th, 2008 at 12:09 in parenting, fart jokes

  My girls (age 5 and 6) have reached the age where flatulence is no longer just a bodily function. It is now funny. The girls were finishing dinner while my wife and I were in the kitchen. Every couple of seconds one of them would make a raspberry ...

• Grandma's packing

  Posted on Friday November 21st, 2008 at 12:38 in 007, international spy, dirty diapers, helmet head

  I was holding my baby boy at a family event. Suddenly I smelled something quite terrible coming from his diaper. I don’t mean to brag but Helmet Head has a high reek to size ratio and reek he did. Being a loving and caring father, I tickled his ...

• Grandma Mimi

  Posted on Monday November 17th, 2008 at 16:55 in miriam toabe, miriam ross, grandma mimi

  We buried Grandma Mimi today. When I first started dated my wife, we visited Grandfather and Mimi at their home. Grandfather gave us some practical directions for the trip home for practical was Grandfather's way. Grandfather's directions were for a ...

• Nancy Boy

  Posted on Thursday November 13th, 2008 at 13:24 in nancy boy, helmet head

  I have had a long standing rule that each child only has one insulting name at a time. My son, who's eight months, started as Nancy Boy but later had to wear a helmet causing his official name to change to Helmet Head. Nancy Boy was put on the benc...

• Gym Time

  Posted on Saturday November 8th, 2008 at 20:55 in gym time, daddy's home

  For the entire lives of my 5 year old and 6 year old my wife and I made a big deal about how strong they were. When they flexed their muscles we oohed. When they lifted pillows over their heads we awed. We pinched their flexed arms and exclaim, "H...

• General invite

  Posted on Friday November 7th, 2008 at 12:24 in daddy's home

  I would like to extend an invitation to all of the naked old men in the gym's locker room to continue conversation on the treadmills. Generally speaking, the less likely I am to actually see your prostate, the more I will be engaged in your story ab...

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