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Anything and everything about design to print. Some old memories from interesting stages of my life. Some rants and blazes about politics, religion and life in general. People I have known in my life and the lasting memories they left me with.
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Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife went in for counseling after 15 years of marriage.When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on a...
Still hiding away
Usually at this time of year I go around the pubs I visited over Christmas and the New Year, to apologise for my behaviour. This year is different for several reasons. I have the excuse of a house move just before Christmas which as I explained to ev...
Final Arrangements For My Death
I've tackled the tricky subject of my demise, which I hope is still years away. Not for me the slow drawn out existence in a nursing home, paying for my keep out of my savings and pension, nor do I want to lie on a hospital bed when the last thing I...
Why We Love Children. Cooked slowly in a moderate oven they taste just like chicken.
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead."How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil."Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher ex...
His and Her Prayers
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks I pray...

