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This blog is like a pot pie full of awesome. A 20-something standup comic writes about life, love (and by that, she means "waiting for Hugh Laurie to return her calls") and (fun)employment.
Also, she has a daily Dr. Phil haiku.
Recent Posts
Preheat Oven to 375
It shouldn't come as a surprise that as this year circles the drain, I'm left with the smallest bank account balance I've had in a solid decade. I haven't seen those kinds of numbers since my most reliable babysitting client erased me from their spee...
Grasp Handles for Heart Rate
"I'm just back from the grocery store and as I unloaded my Teddy Grahams and EZ Cheez and other assorted artificial flavors, I realized that by the time these hot dogs expire, it will be a brand new year. We're down to the last handfuls of Oh Nine an...
First Class Mail
So I posted my Christmas card here the other day and rarely has anything I've done generated the amount of emails that this unsettling Photoshop sent into my inbox. Half of you were curious if it was my real card and I assure you that it is, that my...
File Under: Greetings, Season\'s
Oh hey, just hanging out by a stock photo of a Christmas tree with an unlicensed image of George Clooney. You know. Like I do.While I waited for information on a couple of projects I'm working on, I spent a tremendous amount of time with my nose pre...
One Mississippi, Two Mississippi
Despite having fewer on-field scenes than Air Bud: Golden Receiver, The Blind Side still works for hardcore sports fans; football serves as the motivating factor for almost every decision [Michael] Oher and his adoptive family make. Also, College Gam...
It Keeps You Running
Thirty-five dollars.Last Friday, I paid thirty-five dollars for a Hanes Beefy T in a sleeve-draggingly huge men's size, one screenprinted with an anthropomorphized running reindeer whose back was arched in a way that suggested either rapid motion or ...

