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The Typing Makes Me Sound Busy

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This blog is like a pot pie full of awesome. A 20-something standup comic writes about life, love (and by that, she means "waiting for Hugh Laurie to return her calls") and (fun)employment.

Also, she has a daily Dr. Phil haiku.

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  • Preheat Oven to 375

    Posted on Wednesday December 23rd, 2009 at 04:15

    It shouldn't come as a surprise that as this year circles the drain, I'm left with the smallest bank account balance I've had in a solid decade. I haven't seen those kinds of numbers since my most reliable babysitting client erased me from their spee...

  • Grasp Handles for Heart Rate

    Posted on Friday December 18th, 2009 at 09:32

    "I'm just back from the grocery store and as I unloaded my Teddy Grahams and EZ Cheez and other assorted artificial flavors, I realized that by the time these hot dogs expire, it will be a brand new year. We're down to the last handfuls of Oh Nine an...

  • First Class Mail

    Posted on Thursday December 17th, 2009 at 04:48

    So I posted my Christmas card here the other day and rarely has anything I've done generated the amount of emails that this unsettling Photoshop sent into my inbox. Half of you were curious if it was my real card and I assure you that it is, that my...

  • File Under: Greetings, Season\'s

    Posted on Monday December 14th, 2009 at 21:17

    Oh hey, just hanging out by a stock photo of a Christmas tree with an unlicensed image of George Clooney. You know. Like I do.While I waited for information on a couple of projects I'm working on, I spent a tremendous amount of time with my nose pre...

  • One Mississippi, Two Mississippi

    Posted on Thursday December 10th, 2009 at 22:39 in football, movies, Sandra Bullock, michael lewis, the blind side

    Despite having fewer on-field scenes than Air Bud: Golden Receiver, The Blind Side still works for hardcore sports fans; football serves as the motivating factor for almost every decision [Michael] Oher and his adoptive family make. Also, College Gam...

  • It Keeps You Running

    Posted on Tuesday December 8th, 2009 at 22:41

    Thirty-five dollars.Last Friday, I paid thirty-five dollars for a Hanes Beefy T in a sleeve-draggingly huge men's size, one screenprinted with an anthropomorphized running reindeer whose back was arched in a way that suggested either rapid motion or ...

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