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The Ultimate Hatelist
http://www.ultimatehatelist.com
The UHL is an itemized breakdown and analysis of all the things people hate. The purpose of this hatelist is not to bring about any kind of social change nor vent my own personal grievances, but rather to simply document these "hates" in hopes of educating the public.
We really specialize in toilet humor and chauvinism.
Recent Posts
HATE #43: “DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO ACCESS YOUR ACCOUNT?”
When dealing with any kind of cable or telephone or provider, after listening to mandatory automated voice systems whose options never really match what you are trying to do, being put on hold for 30 minutes before getting connected to an operator wh...
Top 10 Fictional Doctors
10. Dr. Albert W. WilyDr. Wily, more commonly known as the antagonist to Mega Man, helped Dr. Light create a series of humanoid robots to help mankind. However, when he wasn’t given enough credit, he reprogrammed them all to destroy the world. I kn...
HATE #42: THE “TIME COOK” BUTTON ON THE MICROWAVE
Considering that my diet consists mainly of Jimmy Dean, Chef Boyardee and my roommate’s leftovers, it's easy to guess which one of your standard, supposedly convenient, household appliances an individual like myself would likely value most. Why the...
HATE#41: THE GUY WHO ONLY DOES THE \'GET OVER HERE\' MOVE
When playing Mortal Kombat for Sega Genesis, one of your cheap fucking friends would always play as Scorpion just so he could keep doing the "Get Over Here" move. Of course, this little cockhole inevitably followed up his bullshit spear move with the...
HATE #40: PEOPLE WHO THINK \'THE SHOCKER\' IS HILARIOUS
The defining and iconic hand gesture, known as the shocker, is a way for college freshmen and Dane Cook fans everywhere to shift the focus off their 'And 1' Tees and onto their forged sexual prowess. The flashing of this Abercrombie gang sign is gene...
20 Worst Things About Attending a Professional Sporting Event
20. The new Wave of Exotic Stadium FoodDo we really need Asian-Cajun food and dragon rainbow rolls at a baseball game? I can't even eat a hotdog without getting mustard all over my shirt, face and the guy sitting next to me and you expect me to be ab...
