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Pancakes in the Nude
The following conversation took place between my mom and Tristan while we were on a short road trip over the weekend. I can't remember exactly how the conversation got started but we were talking about cooking or food or life or who knows what...
An Evolution of Values
It was the day we went back to the plastic surgeon to have my mom's stitches removed. I was supposed to leave the house around 7:15AM and pick Mom up at my office and drive her down to The Big City.At 7:17AM I heard my phone ringing. I leaped out of ...
Seven Days Makes One Weak
It was a long week.As if the red biohazard incident were not enough fun, I also caught a summer cold or some sort of respiratory difficulty that may or may not be H1N1 that could possibly kill me.The peak of said respiratory difficulty coincided with...
We Deserve Each Other
Recently Julius and I were at the doctor's office with my mom, this time a specialist in the big city. We rode up the elevator much to Julius's delight, all the way to the 8th floor. In our little town there is only one building that has an elevator ...
Face Your Fears
Julius and I were discussing what we should do about our "summer trip". Summer is fading fast and soon school will start and we will be thrown into the day-in, day-out loss of freedom.I have these fantasies that I could take him out of school whenev...
Anatomy 101
The other day the kids and I were over at mom's cabin. I was fussing with her new water filter pitcher because she doesn't have the patience to read the directions. Fortunately for all the members in my family, I LOVE reading directions. It's one ...
Mrs. Doolittle
My mom's cat Brutus Blogger has been missing for a week. Mom was over for dinner during which she discussed with us several theories that might explain his absence.Me: He's probably just out exploring the woods or maybe he got hurt a little bit. He...
Small Town Snapshot Sunday #17
It's Small Town Snapshot Sunday! Read the rules and get the banners here. Be sure you include the link to your post at the bottom of this entry and also, tag your post "stss" or "small town snapshot sunday" so people can search for it and find you! T...
I Can't Make You Love Me, But I CAN Bend You to My Will
I can't make you love me if you don'tYou can't make your heart feel something it wont...Bonnie RaittMy mother has the worst neighbors. Okay, maybe "worst" is a slight exaggeration. Maybe a more accurate description would be to say she has really ho...
Messages from the Mothership
I was on the phone with my mom the other night bragging (again) about my husband's meat roast. It was a fabulous affair.When it came time to do the dishes I, of course, feigned a dire bathroom emergency and excused myself. As karmic punishment, God...
Trip to the Doctor II
Last Thursday was lithotripsy day, the day I took my mom to the hospital to get a super sonic vibroblast to the ureter. In some ways that could almost sound sexy except that 1) it has to do with my mom and 2) the doctor could have been my grandfathe...
Urinary Tract Adventures (UTAs)
Between my son's particular medical condition which gives us periodic trips to the hospital and my mom's occasional adventures in health care, I rack up a lot of frequent flyer miles in doctor's offices, hospitals and waiting rooms.It started Thursda...
Mom vs. Dog
It's spring and the grass is growing fast in the yard at the back of my office. In quiet moments of the morning I sit and have a cup of tea before I get started for the day and gaze out the window at nothing in particular.In the distance I see someth...
Adventures in Health Care
Here's how efficient I am... I did the 24-hour virus in about 12 hours. While I'm sore and tired today, I take great pride in streamlining the whole adventure. And I won't regale you with any tales from that 12 hours since it mostly involved lying a...
A Belated Groundhog Day Tale
Only twice in my life have I ever seen a groundhog. We have them where I live, but you never see them. NEVER. I have lived here most of my life, I have been over hill and over dale, across the river and through the woods all the way to grandmother...
