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I Quit My Job
Seriously. I quit it. Of course, I have another job lined out and I can start it ASAP, but it was hard leaving a company that I have been with for twelve(!) years now. They did me no wrong whatsoever, but sometimes change is necessary. I believe it w...
Sex In A Red Ribbon
Commercials are funny; they tell you that if you give PRODUCT X, the recipient will love and cherish not only you — but that moment for the rest of their life. In reality, if I received an expensive diamond or and white SUV wrapped in a bow, I ...
A Quick Question About Bras
So ladies, this question is for you. I expect two different types of ladies to have two different answers, but I could be way wrong. Question for ladies with BIG BOOBS - Is the main reason you wear a bra for support and comfort, or is it because you ...
Oiling My Gears
So this title is a really horrendous pun on the ‘grinds my gears’ saying. Anyway, its so easy for us to pick that one thing (or multiple things) that just went wrong with our day and made us unhappy. Instead, I propose that we all just tr...
The Last Person On Earth
It’s the uncanny beginning to tons of horror and sci-fi movies, but I’ve always thought it was a neat idea. You’re the last person on earth. What do you do? The assumption is that everyone has just disappeared, and all possessions a...
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Top 10 Most Irritating Phrases
The top ten most irritating phrases according to Oxford: 1 - At the end of the day 2 - Fairly unique 3 - I personally 4 - At this moment in time 5 - With all due respect 6 - Absolutely 7 - It’s a nightmare 8 - Shouldn’t of 9 - 24/7 10 - I...
Imagine The Massive Poop That He Took The Next Day
Brad Sciullo of Uniontown, Pa., is seen before attempting to eat a 15-pound cheese burger with five pounds of toppings including bun, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, mild banana peppers and a cup each of ketchup, mustard, relish, and mayonnaise at...
Subway
The chicken. Double meat please. On Italian. With Swiss cheese. Look at this guy. Seriously. How are you forty and making sandwiches for a career. Do you even care that you’re extremely overweight? You need shave buddy, get outside. Get some go...
Can You Turn Off Your Gay?
I had an interesting thought recently that I am sure will spark some debate. There are two main opinions on homosexuality. 1. Being gay is a choice. 2. Being gay is a biological fact caused by genes when you are conceived. If number one is true, then...
Vexing Yet Pointless Questions
Everyone seems to have those questions that have no bearing what so ever on life, yet still seem to bug you. Given the vast pool of useless info available here on the internet, it seems that these answers would be easy to find, but it isn’t alw...
Strange Idioms And Phrases
I would like to further our discussion from earlier in the week about various phrases and idioms that we hear or used to hear when we were kids. I’ll get this party started as best I can. For Sneezing, I have heard (and I’m sure there are...
Green, But Not With Envy
I had to drive to town the other day to pick up a few things. I normally take my car, but not today. I strolled right past it, and jumped in the wife’s van. I’m not a van kinda guy, but I just felt the urge to drive a larger vehicle. As I...
Strings And Laces
Something strange is happening to me today. Not to me personally, but to my shoelace. And only the shoelace on my right shoe. That son of a bitch won’t stay tied at all. I can tie it, and 15 minutes later it’s all loose again, clicking th...
8 Of The Greatest Yet Simplest Inventions Ever Invented
This list of simple inventions was created by me as a fun way to try and think of simple things that I use on a daily basis (more or less). That’s right, simple things. 8. Toothbrush - I often wonder about words and how they were “invent...
Just Take A Moment And Amuse Me
Random Unrelated Image: Doggy Style Whenever I’m taking a test to see if I’m psychic, when the test-giver asks, “What am I thinking?” The answer is always the same, “I would really like to fuck you.” They probably do. This...
Would You Like To Dine?
Random Unrelated Image: Dimples! In Italian restaurants, there are usually three areas: smoking, non-smoking, and the darkly lit area where they put people on dates when they suspect they’ll be eating Spaghetti out of each others mouths Lady &#...
Things I’ve Learned Over The Past Few Days
Random Unrelated Image: On The Rails The opening ceremony for the Beijieng Olympics was absolutely stunning, especially in HD. Michael Phelps is 75% fish. Israeli girls are hot. A lot of these Olympians are in there early twenties or teens. Now I fe...
Defeated.
Defeated Random Unrelated Image: You Didn’t Burn The Bear Christopher was a native of West Virginia and moved to our town midway through 5th grade. Instantly he was hated and despised amongst the students. He was rude and very muscular for a yo...
Time To Come Clean
This is a home made sex change. Random Unrelated Image: Beware Of The Pineapple! Most of you have been under the impression that I am a guy. You are wrong. I was born a guy but I’m a girl on the inside and I’m going to have an operation t...
Fish Meat?
I overheard two co-workers talking earlier. Their conversation went something like this: #1) Lets go to the all you can eat seafood buffet for lunch #2 I don’t eat meat. #1) Fish isn’t meat. #2) Then what is it? #1) It’s Fish! WTF!?...
Mormon Underwear
Something I found rather strange was brought to my attention today. Folks of the Mormon religion wear a special kind of underwear. Garments are a symbolic gesture of the promises that Mormons have made to God. The garment is always worn under other c...
I’m Probably Going To Age Myself A Bit
But I don’t really care. Feel free to carry this over to your own blog if you would like, or carry on in the comments. I remember watching heehaw on Saturday nights. I remember going outside to play on Saturday mornings in the summer and only c...
Police Chief Shoots Himself In Foot
The police chief who shot himself in the ankle was waving a loaded pistol and being careless, according to two students who were attending his class to qualify for a concealed-weapons permit. “We were told the gun is the chief’s personal ...
Someone Found A Check From 1971 After The Arkansas Tornadoes
Tornadoes that tore through Arkansas last week picked up homes, cars and everything in between - including a check from 1971. Gene Floyd of Sulphur Rock went to check on his camper Sunday at his hunting camp near Evening Shade and said everything loo...
Pregnant Woman Sees Jesus On The Cross In Ultrasound
When an Ohio woman looked at an ultrasound she expected to see a developing fetus. Instead, she saw what she believes to be an image of Jesus Christ, MyFox Cleveland reported on its Web site. Monet Sledge, from Lorain, Ohio, got an ultrasound in prep...
What Is The Secret of Women?
This question was asked: What is the secret of women? I asked someone in my taxicab if he knew, and he said he was gay and had no idea. “Don’t even ask me about women,” he said. “That’s why I’m gay.” I’...
