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The Wisdom of Colin

The Wisdom of Colin

http://wisecolin.wordpress.com/

See the world from a fighting fish's point of view. Wise Colin is a blog by the universe's coolest, most intelligent, most opinionated, most UFO-obsessed Zen Master fish (specialising in street signs). His mission - to put humanity in its place. Pity about fish-whisperer George, his uncool human companion.

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  • Aliens abduct commuters on way to work

    Posted on Wednesday December 9th, 2009 at 05:24 in humour, comedy, offbeat, funny stories, ufo, conspiracy theories, alien life forms, alien life form

    I spy with my little eye something beginning with “a”. Everyday you naive, unsuspecting humans commute to work only to be abducted on your way. Yes, homo sapiens types, it’s happened again – aliens at work. While out with Ge...

  • The Splendour of Colin

    Posted on Monday November 16th, 2009 at 04:51 in jokes, humour, comedy, joke

    Things you should know as you journey with Wise Colin: Who is Wise Colin? a fearless fighting fish of extreme beauty a Zen Master (specializing in street signs) President of Wise Colin Fish Hall of Fame adviser to humanity and expert on everything ...

  • Human humour?

    Posted on Friday November 13th, 2009 at 08:24 in humour, comedy, zen, street signs, zen power

    Out of the closet? Come on humans, you’re having a lend of me, you’re pulling my tail – gay trucks? Leave the jokes to me. Regards, Wise Colin ...

  • Joke Duel

    Posted on Sunday November 8th, 2009 at 03:12 in humour, comedy, goldfish, fish i don't approve of

    The following duel is a result of negative comments allegedly made by me, Wise Colin, regarding the feeble-mindedness of goldfish. ______________________________________________________________ Let me set the scene. Dawn. A deserted park. Mist slowly...

  • Meditation on the Ages of Man

    Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 20:34 in humour, comedy, zen, street signs, zen power

    Cheeer up, humans - 40 is the new 30 Colin is perplexed (a rare event). I’ve been meditating on this Zen sign for some time and I’m still confused. What does it signify – all this pedestrian activity? Is it about the ages of man? They ar...

  • Sensitive sapiens

    Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 20:33 in humour, comedy, zen, street signs, zen power

    What is the barrier separating this couple? Is this fair? Does this sign indicate there is a divorced couple nearby? No, humans! This is a poignant Zen sign. A rare example of homo sapiens sensitivity. This is a mature recognition of the fact tha...

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