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The Worst of Perth
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A showcase of the worst examples of architecture, writing, design, culture and humanity.
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Luckshop Goonbag
Luck shop, Goon Bag, she’s there, I say Please share my Moselle -a That old goon bag we employed it The Mandurah dogs did shine Luck shop goonbag and some ciggies, By CHOGM she was mine - The Hollies From first time (I think) submitter David...
The Worst of Perth Live
For those that didn’t see the last TWOP Live Show, there is a reprise version next Thursday at The Charles. The last one was very well received, even by a drunken slapper. ...
Fly me to the toilet
This is Perth Airport. At Perth Airport it is considered quite natural that a box previously containing a toilet should be sitting outside the international terminal, just in case our overseas guests hadn’t got the message before clearing custo...
You can stay as you are for the rest of your life…
What’s the deal with me not being on Perth A List? More to the point, what’s the deal with alcohol distributors not slipping me a case or two. Howling Wolves! Where are you bastards? That Spanish wine with the label that looked like tits?...
Warney – On pleasuring boys.
I don’t think much comment is needed. To be fair, this was from a more innocent time, when a boy could wear lippy and eyeshadow while wielding his willow. Was there ever really such a time? Interestingly, the same publisher who brought you Ian ...
Like a leaping salmon
Have been chasing the elusive donger aerial for some time. Many have claimed to have seen one, had one, or that their brother’s HQ sported one, but G’Day’s missus is the first to get it. Love it. Although it does seem to have been...

