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The Rant King
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News, entertainment, sports and pop culture -- opinions and other stuff, from serious to slightly insane.
- Author: Kevin
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KILOWATT THE F*CK?
The 21st century's a grand time, ain't it?The internet's become as common as the radio, cell phones are the size of credit cards and computers are the size of calculators. Yep, we've come a long way from the days when hi-fi and wi-fi were nothing bu...
HEY, MAN -- WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Geez, how does this thing work again? Lessee... type a bunch of stuff... press the POST button... yeah, I think I got it.Ahem!Today's lesson -- only three months or so after the last one -- is directed solely at the wonderful individual in my neigh...
IT'S STILL NICER THAN BROCCOLI
There is nothing worse than corn. Well, except for bloggers who post only once or twice a month.Seriously, though, corn is evil.Sure, it's supposed to be this nice, healthy vegetable -- sweet to the taste when properly prepared.But your stomach won'...
TRY ME
Where's the remote?Actually, this would make a pretty good rant, especially coming from a family of five. Nobody ever puts the remote control back in the same spot so if you want to change a channel (or adjust the volume... or look at the TV listing...
L IS FOR LAWNMOWER... AND LADDER
So there's this guy who lives on my street. I've never met him, only seen him from afar. This is about his lawn. Simply put, I wish I had it.His grass is smokin' (if you'll pardon the D.E.A. not-so approved pun). It's plainly obvious that he take...
THE LITTLE YELLOW MENACE
It's an invasion.No, the martians haven't landed, although some of this country's politicians are really out there.What I'm talking about is the yearly crop of dandelions, or dandylions as some people like to spell it.Let me tell you: there ain't a ...
