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Theatrical Milestones
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Theatrical Milestones tells you what happens when you don't listen to your German grandmother, the archetypal drama queen of unbearable style. What'll happen is this: You move from Germany to the U.S., become an English professor, then figure out that you can't make ends meet and become a rocket scientist in aerospace. But before Scotty can beam you up, your fiance asks you to cancel your wedding and George Bush is re-elected, only to hijack your religion, which makes you want to chop zucchini all day long. Because, you know, they're good for you. So is the chopping. Because, even if you're now newly and happily married to The Boy you Kiss (TBIK), you still live in a Central Californian smalltown that sports a famous federal prison and absolutely no bookstore.
- Added on: Nov 14th, 2007
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Charlotte Verbalicon
- Listed in: Lifestyle Recipes
- Tags: Career thinking relationship foodie
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