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Douglas Coupland is the Bee’s Knees
Therefore, if bees were to become extinct as they do in Generation A (which is not out of the realm of real life possibility), Douglas Coupland would cease to exist. Then who would we go to for such insightful and witty satire? Find out more about C...
God Is Dead
Thank you, METAL SUCKS, for alerting me to one of the greatest travesties in human existence. Not since the holocaust has history been raped so hard. Appetite For Destruction is one of the greatest rock records of all time, and Slash is my favorite ...
A Metalhead, An Accountant and A Wizard Walk Into A Bar…
…and proceed to rock my balls off. But Dysrhythmia don’t rock balls in the typical fashion- for there is nothing typical about this band. What they do is swim up your urethra like the dreaded candiru, gestate in your testicles, and then ...
Stick Your Finger In Vonnegut’s Asshole
You know you want to touch it …to read my review of Look At The Birdie, his new posthumous collection of prehumous stories. Or, if you are a prude, and don’t want to travel via anal wormhole, click HERE to be taken to ChuckPalahniuk.net t...
Some Old Spanish Dude and His Knotted Tree Branch
Click on Jumbo for the full gallery of uncensored pics You know what’s great about Europe? The lack of shame. Where else can a grizzled old dude strut around town in tattoo underwear with his baby arm hanging out? It is an inalienable right- al...
I Fight Rawi Hage’s “Cockroach” To The Death
Time again for another anecdote laced book review over at Chuck Palahniuk dot net. Whether you love or hate immigrants, this is the book for you: A young immigrant travels to the land of ice and snow to whisper tales of gore on how he calmed the tid...


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Posted: April 27th, 2008 | More Reviews From horatiosalt | Report This Comment