Recent Posts Tagged With 'attack attack!'

• I’d Totally Do This Underage Chick Who Used To Have A Penis

  Posted on Tuesday July 14th, 2009 at 09:57 in music, sexuality, transgender, dlisted, underage pussy, kim petras, attack attack!, underage pussy that used to be underage dick

  Thank you Dlisted for introducing me to my new crush. Her name is Kim Petras, and she is a 16 year-old German pop star. Her music sucks, but she’s a cutie. Check it out. What’s that you say? She used to be a dude? Her clit used to be a g...

• Attack Attack! Are The Angry Crab of Trapped Wind!

  Posted on Monday July 13th, 2009 at 11:10 in music, television, glow sticks, the mighty boosh, delphinic zoophilia, buddyhead, dolphin sex, stick stickly, attack attack!, angry crab of trapped wind, crabcore, emo rave

  Once again, Buddyhead has their finger on the pulse of the Crabcore community. Check out their article, which contains liberal use of the term “emo fatties” HERE. Not since delphinic zoophilia has a subject  fascinated me as much as Cra...

• Attack Attack! Get New Keyboard Player!!!

  Posted on Thursday July 9th, 2009 at 15:38 in music, keyboard cat, attack attack!, crabcore

  Breaking news! Crabcore poseur posterboys Attack Attack! have parted ways with original keyboardist Caleb sHomo. His replacement? KEYBOARD CAT!!!!! Play them off, buddy! ...

• Attack Attack! Attack My Senses With Ridiculousness

  Posted on Thursday July 9th, 2009 at 10:58 in music, sexuality, criticism, gay and lesbian, Etymology, mr. bungle, totally gay, guardian uk, buddyhead, metal sucks, homocore, attack attack!

  BREAKING NEWS!!! – ATTACK ATTACK! GET NEW KEYBOARD PLAYER!!! My apologies to homosexuals everywhere, but this shit is TOTALLY GAY!!! Not gay as in the glorious act of love between two hot pieces of cock, and certainly not gay as in fabulous (n...